Paris

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[Paris @prudesque]

Oh okay so I said this as a joke but the universe delivered and he’s #perfect

[Paris @prudesque]

I have to get a boyfriend this fifth wheeling stuff isn’t working anymore

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#evilbaldhoes hate to hear that I had to use 5 boxes of hair dye to dye all of my hair

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@cutieswagusa04 I get overly pissed when I remember there’s multiple Brandy Melvilles in Canada (albeit far from me) but they don’t ship to Canada

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@cutieswagusa04 I’ve just started telling people that I won’t remember their names and to not take it personally 😭😭 I’m genuinely terrible at remembering names but I won’t forget a face

[Paris @prudesque]

Sometimes when I’m bloated I think it’s really cute actually

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Pros of putting silicones on hair: protects the hair, makes it feel softer, reduces tangling, reduces frizz, seals in moisture, acts as heat protectant.

Cons of silicones on hair: occasional buildup.

Right… right…

[Paris @prudesque]

Coating my (36 inches!) of hair in silicones. I never gave a gaf.

[Paris @prudesque]

My femboy got a femboy call that subletting

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Girl in the bar bathroom said I was serving activist because I wasn’t wearing a bra

[Paris @prudesque]

Nightmare blunt rotation: people who think their eyes change colour with their mood, trypophobia sufferers, synesthesia havers, zumiez employees, those who believe in chronic lyme, israelis

[Paris @prudesque]

@PalabraDelGamer @holasoydahia Oh no I definitely agree with you about that. I was just pointing out that the mosaic is from a different time and area in case you weren’t familiar.

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@PalabraDelGamer @holasoydahia This mosaic has nothing to do with Sparta btw. This is the bikini girls mosaic from the Piazza Armerina villa in Roman Sicily. Whether or not the girls in the mosaic are participating in sport isn’t even agreed upon by scholars.

[Paris @prudesque]

I have to get a boyfriend this fifth wheeling stuff isn’t working anymore

[Paris @prudesque]

@wiley__jean Literally what it looked like

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5 minutes into my shift at my customer service job I gave a guy his receipt and he ate it in front of me.

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Dark magic was afoot I swear… I bought everything she told me to even though I knew I was being manipulated. Sinister and demonic.

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Beautiful girl at Sephora cast a spell on me and robbed me blind.

[Paris @prudesque]

@girl15050102 Damn 💔💔 I don’t use it anymore because I’m cheap af and now I just use nipple cream (pure lanolin) it’s my holy grail