𝔓𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞 is on 🧵 & 🐘 & 🦋

Mostly not on Xitter. Allergic to toxic swamp gas & apartheid-nepo-babies. @[email protected]

[𝔓𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞 is on 🧵 & 🐘 & 🦋 @prunella]

I have turned off all notifications for this bird-plague app. If the rare (indeed!) occasion should arise that someone wants to get my attention, I will likely check within a few days, or find me on mastodon. @[email protected].

[𝔓𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞 is on 🧵 & 🐘 & 🦋 @prunella]

It's their error. And what's $20 to them‽ I can tell you what it means to us—it would have paid for vaccinations for 4 animals, or have contributed to other vet care and supplies, including spay/neuter.

[𝔓𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞 is on 🧵 & 🐘 & 🦋 @prunella]

I run a 5-month-old nonprofit animal rescue that is 100% reliant on donations. When a patron attempted a donation via @Venmo, it errored, and they attempted again. This resulted in a duplicate transaction. While Venmo will refund, it is requiring us to pay the transaction fee.

[𝔓𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞 is on 🧵 & 🐘 & 🦋 @prunella]

@mmpadellan When I was a kid (in the 80s), I visited North Carolina a few times from where I grew up in Upstate New York. I could not believe the racism. I heard the n-word during those short trips more often than anywhere else in my life, before or after. That was a long time ago, but…

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Oh hello my name is Jorts, I am a volunteer and a cat. My list shows you have not sent in your ballot yet. Don’t you want me to stop bothering you, and also don’t you want the good stuff to win and the bad stuff to lose?

Gotta get that ballot in, ok let’s make a plan right now

[𝔓𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞 is on 🧵 & 🐘 & 🦋 @prunella]

@jeremynewberger *cringe* *SNORT* *cringe* *CHUCKLE* *cringe*

[𝔓𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞 is on 🧵 & 🐘 & 🦋 @prunella]

@arghavan_salles It was the first time, but it certainly won't be the last. YIKES.

[𝔓𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞 is on 🧵 & 🐘 & 🦋 @prunella]

@StephenKing It's a badge of honor; albeit a pricey one.

[𝔓𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞 is on 🧵 & 🐘 & 🦋 @prunella]

@DevinCow @MesoAmerican60 @JJDianeM @JDVance Not deplorable 'tall.

[𝔓𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞 is on 🧵 & 🐘 & 🦋 @prunella]

@middleageriot "Save democracy with this one crazy trick!"

[𝔓𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞 is on 🧵 & 🐘 & 🦋 @prunella]

@Acyn How pathetic can they be?!

[Justin Baragona @justinbaragona]

Lol they actually posted the clip of them getting owned

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

This is nice, I like this

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Come to think of it, denigrating the worth of a soldier’s service based on whether he deployed to a war zone is… kind of like denigrating the worth of a woman’s citizenship based on whether she happens to have children.

[Olivia @theoliviahowell]

3. Now here’s the important part - WHO you actually vote for on the ballot is not public information. You do not need to tell your spouse who you voted for, even if they ask. You can say, “that’s between me and the Ballot Box.” Your right to vote is part of our civil liberties, and your vote is your own – that being said, do whatever you need to do to remain safe.

[𝔓𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞 is on 🧵 & 🐘 & 🦋 @prunella]

@weisselbergers Moments after a particular day in November. It's kinda eerie.

[The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat @LorenzoTheCat]

And they have their claws out.

[𝔓𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞 is on 🧵 & 🐘 & 🦋 @prunella]

@JortsTheCat I love how you phrased that… loved although not known. I call it a 'tip of honor'.

[𝔓𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞 is on 🧵 & 🐘 & 🦋 @prunella]

@patriottakes Terrifying. Utterly.

[𝔓𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞 is on 🧵 & 🐘 & 🦋 @prunella]

finally was able to contact on Monday, patronizingly tells me that because your system found my order suspicious, I will need to do any future shopping in-store. Like that's going to happen. Thanks for this random & utterly preventable miserable customer experience.

[𝔓𝔯𝔲𝔫𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞 is on 🧵 & 🐘 & 🦋 @prunella]

Dear @OldNavy, thank you for flagging and cancelling my order (using an established account with no change of information over the last 6 years) on the weekend, advising that it's urgent that I contact a department that isn't open on the weekend, who, when I