ppl getting mad at third party voters yall realize even if she did get all the votes from the third party she still would have lost to trump like shut the fuck up
the only thing this country hates more than a racist rapist felon is a woman.
my sister pissed me off so i took all the good pillows from the spare room and im sleeping with them
have fun getting a good nights sleep w flat pillows mariam
it’s been over a year since this happened so i can laugh at it now
receiving this the night before my last final of undergrad was breakdown inducing then but is SO funny now
11pm: want cookies
11:15pm: can’t find brown sugar
11:30pm: remember that white sugar + molasses = brown sugar
11:45pm: find (expired) molasses
12am-3am: stare at a wall & try to escape the looming darkness in ur own head
3:15am: make brown sugar
3:30am: no longer want cookies