Weyland-Yutani PR

Weyland Yutani (est. 2099) specializes in synthetics, starships, terraforming, and people. We're not just building better worlds; we're building better humans!

[Weyland-Yutani PR @PrYutani]

@renegadecut Im sorry. As a former educator myself, I thought it was excellent.

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W-Y Social media intern here, back from a restorative 6 months in cryo sleep!
What’d I miss on Twitter?

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@elonmusk Or an emerald mine.

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@RussFrushtick @NoMansSky @hellogames Post those settings you mentioned on Resties! I would love to love this game.

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1 star reviews of #PREY :
“There’s no way Native American technology from 300 years ago could take down a Predator.”
My dude:
I’d love to introduce you to a movie called “Predator”.

[Weyland-Yutani PR @PrYutani]

@brownteaming Yeah, but WE really mean it.

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Yup! Definitely not leaked photos from our R&D department.

[Horror4Kids @horror4kids]

This Whippet was originally planned to star as the Xenomorph for a scene in Alien 3.

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I, for one, can’t wait for the next installment of “Fantastic Animal Farms”.

[Bad Writing Takes 🖊️🏳️‍🌈 @BadWritingTakes]

OK, so.

Candace Owens seems to think that either JK Rowling wrote 1984 or that George Orwell created Harry Potter.

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@IntoTheShitter Congrats, Calvin!

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@nounverbed That’s the actual plot of Dark Souls, though.

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@nikostratis I did not know that ducks eat for free at subway. I would have ordered a much bigger sandwich.

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@porksweats1 (THE PLACE AWHERE HEEEEEEEEEEE
WAS BORN AND RAISED)

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@exp_savage @patrickhwillems He pisses in the ocean in Castaway, onscreen. Dude loves to pee.

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@ElyKreimendahl And he would have gotten away with it if not for you MEDDLING KIDS.

[Angel Trancon Studio @AngelTrancon]

ALIEN DAY 2022 is here!! 👽

And it's time to reveal four new prints to celebrate!! 🥳

DM for more info ✉️

#alien #aliens #alien3 #xenomorph #bigchap #chestbuster #privatehudson #LV426 #acheron #alternativeposters #scfiart #angeltranconstudio

[Weyland-Yutani PR @PrYutani]

Today, we commemorate the Nostromo’s landing on LV426, where ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENED before it blew up in space a few days later. #AlienDay2022 #AlienDay

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This is the sort of leadership we aspire to. Get ‘em, Howard! Not even W-Y has the audacity to say this out loud.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

EXCLUSIVE: In a leaked video call, Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz begged managers to increase their union busting.

The billionaire CEO blasted unionizing, hourly employees as “so-called workers” and “some outside force that’s going to dictate or disrupt who we are and what we do.”

[Weyland-Yutani PR @PrYutani]

Don’t mean to brag, but after 35 hours of #ELDENRING , I can pick the right door to the blacksmith at the table of lost grace 80% of the time.

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@MakeSouls I’m reporting harassment.

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@VonnegutLibrary My parents and my students independently got me the complete works of Vonnegut. So now I have a one set for the study and one for the nightstand.