przeprawa

21 || edtwt || fan of languages and the world as a whole

[przeprawa @przeprawa]

anyone wanna talk to me about their interests? 😄

[Marco Eggebrecht @MarcoEgge]

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Wen haben die gefragt? Supermarkt CEOs?

[Abdi (ich kann nicht mehr) @dilarasvater]

Der Lidl geht unter

[przeprawa @przeprawa]

wtf wtf wtf am i crazy

[przeprawa @przeprawa]

FUCK FUCK FUCK I SENT SOMETHING VERY DUMB AAA

[przeprawa @przeprawa]

@wylfcen LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

[Lee ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ @rylandgraceful]

made first contact and the alien had a fagcent

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

The train is experiencing delays. It’s not my fault, it has nothing to do with my shortcomings. I need everyone in this train car to understand this

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

If you have diarrhea from the parasite, do not worry and hang in there, we are going to send money to Israel.

[asspiss8 @asspiss817614]

@blueytaste @Pale_0ntologist Liquid I, II, and III

[nico @trip2erewhon]

if you are mildly autistic you need to limit your access to noise canceling headphones im so serious they will make things worse for you in the long run

[Erin Braid @erinbraid]

I'm always talking to my toddler like "Cheese is the archetypal food for a mouse" or whatever. But that's just because I don't know enough about mice to confidently tell him, like, "Mice love cheese!" I'm speaking as simply as I can here

[camille @peachofthewest]

having my friend watch my cats while I’m out of town and he immediately started eating seafood soup in my bed

[dakota @im2hai]

the gravitational pull of her mind is shifting the plates beneath our feet

[przeprawa @przeprawa]

@wylfcen your mom is in awe of my powers of seduction

[La vie est belle @lavieestbelIe]

This is what I mean when I say I want an egg sandwich

[alaska @145k4]

i have never "got" drugs. i think i have smoked weed <10 cumulative times ever. i think that i always felt like my mind was my only safe space or where i had freedom and peace etc. and the idea of introducing anything that would compromise that is like profoundly scary