some human

I live here? splendid.

[ian @mydreamform]

get me out of this game

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

I love how German-censored HOI4 isn't allowed to show Hitler

So instead they do Shadow Hitler which achieves nothing but give him aura

[james hawkins @james406]

???

[Jack Napier @JackNapierNot]

Think about it.

[The Laymans Take @thelaymanstake]

This reminds me of when Jordan Peterson first became famous. Huge numbers of college students would show up to his speeches to yell, disrupt, pull fire alarms and block entrances.

So he started doing his speeches at 7am. Then unsurprisingly, no protesters showed up because, apparently the communist Revolution that would save world wasn't worth getting about of bed early for, lmao

[Clavicular @Clavicular0]

It was never your girl, just your turn. If you cope about this the reality pill will eviscerate you.

[ApoStructura @ApoStructura]

The same people will say free AI usage is a human right in less than a decade

[唯我独尊・宮内蛍 @real_hotaru]

Good morning

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

In the woman’s locker room waiting for some girl to scream at me so I can climax but because of some woke bullshit everyone assumes I’m a bricked out troon so they just ignore me and I’m screaming inside

[michael vule @mikevule]

We can't have nude Mystique anymore because of woke

[☆lukki☆ @crssroadkill]

oh yeah? what indie are you pirating rn

[Dаупё 🇩🇰 @Mumsfilibabba_]

women are like the goyim of goyim

[ryan ☯ 👹 @atalaiajuruba]

olha essa água

[🐺Fritz✠Imperial🇻🇦 @Fritz_Imperial]

Having to throw up vs actually throwing up:

[Cryron Lue @StevyFranchise_]

You won, she didn’t like you enough. Ball up top

[Peachy Keenan @KeenanPeachy]

Why are so many women sooo angry? They won. They got everything they wanted. Men have never been doing this badly, and women have never been doing this well. They make more, they have the majority of jobs, they are the majority of college graduates, (UCLA undergrad is 60% female), they make more money, have much lower rates of suicide, addiction, and alcoholism, and live longer. They won: they took over all men-only spaces, they took over the Boy Scouts, they ended men’s bathrooms, they can fly fighter planes and be in combat. Marriage is optional, divorce is no-fault, they win 99% of the custody battles, they can control fertility at will, and they can’t get drafted. We are all living in the female future they promised.

[Kyan Yang @kyanyang_]

when the "this edge case cant happen in prod" edge case occurs in prod bc a user decided to downgrade their subscription with airplane wifi while flying across time zones on february 29th