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Time-wasting with panache. And swearing.

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@campbellclaret Great advert, shame about characterisation of wolves as Tories, seems a bit unfair on wolves.

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@SimonPease1 Go X yourself. Very on brand for this latest hellscape and surely tweeting the new brand name wouldn’t be discouraged.

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@SimonPease1 If I had the skills, I’d be drawing a cartoon of Rishi driving Maggie Thatcher’s Rover off the white cliffs of Dover into a sea of turds with her ghost by his side.

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@justinmoorhouse I know, a Rover that old, and exposed to such purity of evil, but still mint condition. Impressive.

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Looking at twitter = opening the door to a pub you used to like and finding it’s been turned into a Wetherspoon’s.

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Just watched an interview with @gdavies where he said that they already knew who was in the #taskmaster role for the junior version. Hope it’s @EdGambleComedy and Acaster in an @OffMenuOfficial magical crossover moment.

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@timkeyperson Have you thought about tweeting them all in 20 mins on a Saturday night?

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@mrjamesob Well said, @MrJamesOB. So, bearing all that in mind, wouldn’t it be a pity if a lot of people were to see this? 😬🤔

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@RobT93 @msandhu92 Can’t google maps pirate treasure though can you rob?

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Not keen on living in the real world at the moment I would just like to watch #taskmaster or somehow be involved in it. Oh and go surfing. That’s it.

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I wish someone would write new lyrics for Chas and Dave’s ‘rabbit’ so we can all enjoy what a banger it is without its problematic undertone. #YearOfTheRabbit #mondaythoughts #mondaymorning

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@TheBearmanBob @neilhimself @StephenKing Amazing film, great book, the narcissist in me struggles with the fact that Charlie Cox was in the same year as me at school and has an amazing acting career, mine not so much…

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@SimonPease1 I can, but only as borrower.

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@SimonPease1 I’ll have a go at being BBC chairman. How hard can it be?

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No worries everyone, Rishi’s doing ‘fine’. #seatbeltgate

https://t.co/uayi9Qi9DF

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Look, if he doesn’t blink, and has no fear of traffic accidents, someone should be double checking whether or not he’s a cyborg. #seatbeltgate

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Thought the only 39 trend was a middle aged positivity movement- sadly not. #only39

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Rishi, dangerous and dashing social media personality as he is, briefly took off his seat belt
His aides, gasping at his handsome recklessness, asked him if he was sure it would be ok
Yes he said. Don’t worry.

And then everyone saw and he had to apologise. #seatbeltgate

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Fair enough Jacinda. My job’s a lot less important and sometimes I feel exactly the same way. #jacindaardern

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Warning, this is probably a pretty boring thought-
I’ve just had to order a new winter coat, having put a hole in the old one during year 4 of its constant winter use. How does that rate on the coat longevity scale for everyone?