Patty Sambursky

[Patty Sambursky @psambur]

@hsambursky times that by 3 when you have a child

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@hsambursky let me guess. Travis strikes again?

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@hsambursky good thing I was behind you....

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Jimmy Carter supports gay marriage and states “Jesus never said gay people should be condemned.”

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“@XSTROLOGY: An angry #Taurus can be truly frightening.” Lol @hsambursky But you don't scare me!

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@KateySagal I do!!!

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“@tweetIikepizza: fuck bitches, get pizza.” And this would be you @hsambursky lol

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@JosephMorgan YES!!! Next season is to far away! 😥

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“@TMZ: Miley Cyrus -- Death of Dog Triggered Illness, Triggered Hospitalization http://t.co/HOPQqP8ocR” @burrbear

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“@MinionsParody: It's nice when someone can reply to your sarcasm with sarcasm instead of just getting offended.” @burrbear

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I think he let a little out...💩😂 Follow for more funny stuff! https://t.co/ghgK4Yl6Rm

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Cuttest / Funniest baby falling 😂😂 https://t.co/KH4RijfYKx

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“@UberFacts: People who consume more pizza may actually be decreasing their risk of cancer.” There you go @hsambursky lol

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“@Rude_Girls_: when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are forever” @burrbear

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@burrbear @MinionsParody yes lol. How can you be in love and going to marry someone after a month of dating....wow

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“@MinionsParody: I would unfriend you but I enjoy laughing at your life.” OMG this is how I feel about Lance lmao. @burrbear