Safaricom: "New app!"
Kenyans: "I didn't ask for this."
S: "It's a free update!"
K: "I can't log in."
S: "Needs your sim, just the first time 😄"
K: "This is the 4th time 😡"
S: "Just buy bundles 😘"
K: "What if I'm abroad? It's expensive 😡"
S: "It's for security! Mwa-est 😘😘"