Patrick Schaffer

Nephrology Fellow | NJ ➡️OH | Buckeye for Life

[Patrick Schaffer @pschaffer13]

@BaileyCarlin With baby, easy to go microwave free. Warming up bottle in water on stove is easier anyway.
Toddler on the other hand….the amount of Dino nuggets, veggie bites, etc that they want “right now” makes microwave occasionally quite helpful!

[Mark Titus @clubtrillion]

Special thank you to @TheBierStube for making me the man I am today

[Patrick Schaffer @pschaffer13]

@B1G_Ryan Any lineman nearby for OSU?

[Patrick Schaffer @pschaffer13]

@Kevinish My problem is, if roles reversed, no way in hell they make same call on Iowa

[Patrick Schaffer @pschaffer13]

@justinr23 @JoshReynolds24 There’s no way if roles reversed they call that on Iowa though. That’s the problem

[Patrick Schaffer @pschaffer13]

@BaileyCarlin I’m really happy for you that you get to do socials for @stephenasmith at times like these!

[Patrick Schaffer @pschaffer13]

@Kevinish Makes you think he should have stayed at ND, not sure the SEC knows what lacrosse is

[Patrick Schaffer @pschaffer13]

@RainofTerra I need to know how she knew lmao

[Albert Breer @AlbertBreer]

On this roster, you had an eventual ...

• Highest-paid QB ever.
• Highest-paid WR ever.
• Highest-paid RB ever.
• Highest-paid edge ever.
• Highest-paid CB ever.
• Top 5 highest-paid OT ever.

(2015 will haunt me forever.)

[Patrick Schaffer @pschaffer13]

Introducing Team Daytona Beach at #NBLUniv @OhioStateNeph @DukeKidney @NephBCM @uw_nephrology @ucsdnephrology @NBLUniv

[Patrick Schaffer @pschaffer13]

@BFW @clubtrillion I think Mr. Rainmaker needs to pay this man a visit

[Patrick Schaffer @pschaffer13]

@amyaimei @OhioStateNeph @AWRizviDO @itsabdosiddig @edruzinac too!

[Patrick Schaffer @pschaffer13]

@BaileyCarlin Hate to break it to you but CVG is actually in KENTUCKY

[Patrick Schaffer @pschaffer13]

@ramzy Granted the hs fullback to center switch was difficult to predict

[Patrick Schaffer @pschaffer13]

@ramzy His brother with even worse recruiting grade out of HS. Both HOFers

[Patrick Schaffer @pschaffer13]

@SteakWingsBeer The horseshoe is old and too small for a growing columbus, let’s build a 125,000 seat dome

[Wendy Hasson MD @WendyHassonMD]

A message from a hospital pastor:

May I humbly request not to call #DamarHamlin’s recovery a "miracle”?
It wasn't a miracle. He had a sudden cardiac arrest with a shockable rhythm, received enough oxygen to his brain to preserve it through CPR, and was shocked back into rhythm.

[Patrick Schaffer @pschaffer13]

@S__Baksh Okay, but what should my phos be?

[David Hall @david_j_hall]

Now imagine having a job where you have to do CPR and try to resuscitate dying people all day and then they don’t make it and then you have to keep going into the next one anyway and everyone tells you diseases aren’t real and vaccines are a conspiracy. Yup. We go back to work.