jschlatt

"Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no games, or games, unlimited games, but no games?"
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(NOT THE REAL JSCHLATT)

[jschlatt @pschlatt99]

So then I thought.. “You know what? Fuck it.”

PARODY TWITTER BABY, LET’S FUCKIN’ DO THIS!

[jschlatt has joined Parody Twitter]

#PARODYTWITTER

[jschlatt @pschlatt99]

Oh shit. 200 followers. Uhhhhhhh I don’t- I don’t don’t really know what to do for a special, HAHAHAHA!

Big Man needs ideas, people. Give me some.

[jschlatt @pschlatt99]

@IParodySpeed They keep stealing road signs and private property, and tagging me in them.

[jschlatt @pschlatt99]

@StarCandypkm Get out.

[jschlatt @pschlatt99]

Oh shit. 200 followers. Uhhhhhhh I don’t- I don’t don’t really know what to do for a special, HAHAHAHA!

Big Man needs ideas, people. Give me some.

[jschlatt @pschlatt99]

@Reaperlevi_real GamerSupps!

[jschlatt @pschlatt99]

Alright.

[jschlatt @pschlatt99]

OKAY MAN, It’s either you did because of people puttin’ me on these threatenin’ lists.

Or you know what I did back in 99’. Which is in that case, fair enough HAHAHAAHA!

[jschlatt @pschlatt99]

Okay man.

[jschlatt @pschlatt99]

Yea no problem.

[ℝ𝕒𝕘𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕒 @FrayedRagDoll]

Oh uh thank you Jschlatt

[jschlatt @pschlatt99]

Dude. Listen to me very carefully. THEY ARENT FREE, WHY ARE YOU GUYS TAKIN’ THEM WHAT?? B

[Cosmog @StarCandypkm]

Oh
Uh

[jschlatt @pschlatt99]

@SinnohPenguin BRO, STOP. THEY AREN’T FREE TO TAKE

[jschlatt @pschlatt99]

@Allseeingod

[jschlatt @pschlatt99]

@DArcstrider OH MY FUCKIN' GOD. THEY AREN'T FREE, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS???

[jschlatt @pschlatt99]

There is one thing I can appreciate about Parody Twitter.

And that is no one has sent me videos or photos of them stealin’ public property like road signs

[jschlatt @pschlatt99]

@TFirstMan_0000 Clearly heaven

[jschlatt @pschlatt99]

@DArcstrider DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT

[Link…? (The Rewrite arc) @LinkBetweenWrld]

//lowkey these might be my favorite edits to date, they’re all complete gems

[jschlatt @pschlatt99]

@LinkBetweenWrld // They are amazing, I cannot believe this gems were made LMAO

[Kit Bodega @K1BBLESTARHERO]

You don’t look either of those things.

[jschlatt @pschlatt99]

@2011Xthedemon Holy shit Sonic.EXE

[jschlatt @pschlatt99]

Thank you Kit, ironically I might need to do something like that again because I somehow nearly at 200 followers on my second day

[Kit Bodega @K1BBLESTARHERO]

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