Paul Seaber

Pretending to have celebrity friends, just like everyone else.

[Paul Seaber @pseaber]

@CFBRep First they came forACC, and I didnt speak out,cause I was notACC.Then they came for theBig 12, and I didnt speak out,cause I was notBig 12.Then they came for the Pac12, and I didnt speak out,cause I was not Pac12.Then they came for Big10 andthere was no one left to speak for me

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

It's not a relationship if they only call or come to you when they need something.

It's a transaction.

[Paul Seaber @pseaber]

@MichelobULTRA @pulisic #ULTRA
#Sweepstakes

[Paul Seaber @pseaber]

@budweiserusa #BudSummerof250
#Sweepstakes

[Paul Seaber @pseaber]

@ThatEricAlper There Stands the Glass -Webb Pierce

[Paul Seaber @pseaber]

@Skint_Eastwood1 Did he also enjoy a succulent Chinese meal?

[Paul Seaber @pseaber]

@budweiserusa Anyday, today, and everyday.

[Paul Seaber @pseaber]

@MichelobULTRA @yosoy8a #ULTRA
#Sweepstakes

[Paul Seaber @pseaber]

@ThatEricAlper Hope for the future

[Paul Seaber @pseaber]

@MichelobULTRA The Hand of God.
Maradona, Argentina v. England 1986

[Paul Seaber @pseaber]

@yashar @nithyavraman @spencerpratt @MayorOfLA "The ballots don't make the results, the counters make the results. The counters. Keep counting"

[Paul Seaber @pseaber]

@budweiserusa ##BudSummerof250
##Sweepstakes

[Paul Seaber @pseaber]

@HunterBiden @Kenneth_Belkin

[Paul Seaber @pseaber]

@ThatEricAlper Can't move next to an airport and then complain about the noise. Can't move next to a dog park and then complain about the barking.

[Paul Seaber @pseaber]

@3YearLetterman @FSUFootball @ESPNCFB WVU was given an opportunity. FSU was denied simply for money (ad revenue) based on four teams' fan base covering the greatest reach for @espn, who bought and paid for @espncfb playoff.

[Paul Seaber @pseaber]

@budweiserusa #BudSummerof250
#Sweepstakes

[Paul Seaber @pseaber]

@MichelobULTRA #ULTRA
#Sweepstakes

[Paul Seaber @pseaber]

@MichelobULTRA @santamonicacity @HYPEBEAST @MenInBlazers #ULTRAPitchside
#Sweepstakes

[Paul Seaber @pseaber]

@budweiserusa