Seth Blair

humor is just tragedy plus time

[Seth Blair @psethb]

Watching it rain while enjoying a Diet Coke.

[Seth Blair @psethb]

Nothing has withstood the test of time like the Snapchat text bar.

[Seth Blair @psethb]

@cwest012 But built different?

[Seth Blair @psethb]

Does everyone have a favorite weatherman?

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I don't make a ton of mistakes at work but when I do I make them in front of the same person every single time who must think I am the dumbest person ever to live

[Seth Blair @psethb]

@MLC4AU Hope you’re having a good sulk

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word snippet of the day: ‘goodbye’ is a shortening of ‘God be with ye’, once a traditional farewell.

‘Howdy’ is from ‘how do ye [do]?’, and ‘wotcher’ is from ‘what cheer?’, a popular greeting from the 15th century meaning ‘how are you?’.

[Seth Blair @psethb]

@WShiff03 But isn’t hot just specifying what kind of water heater it is? It’s not a warm water heating or a boiling water heater.

[Boomhauer @_Boomhauer]

Dang ol’ bonjour, man

[Seth Blair @psethb]

@WeWantSomeCorey I clearly called dibs. Anyone with siblings should understand this concept.

[Seth Blair @psethb]

Someone needs to call up the Cajun Navy. A few jon boats and a couple of tow ropes will have that ship in the Suez unstuck inside of an hour.

[BIG FAN OF THE 2026 MEN’S GOLF NATIONAL CHAMPS @sheabooskyy]

The four horsemen of Alabama

[Seth Blair @psethb]

Honk if you sacked Brodie

[Seth Blair @psethb]

People with an older iPhone that has a fingerprint sensor are really the superior race now that masks have made face ID obsolete

[Seth Blair @psethb]

Gonna be really disappointed in a couple of years when I pull an old mask out of the pocket of a jacket instead of a $20 bill

[Seth Blair @psethb]

@WShiff03 “Accidentally”

[Seth Blair @psethb]

“Once covid is over” is the new “we should hang out some time”

[Seth Blair @psethb]

@MLC4AU This is your accountability partner circling back two hours later to see how it’s going.