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alright gamers

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Wetlands Beast

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.@MrBeast new video idea you buy up suburban housing and turn it all back into wetlands and the title is “I turned this neighborhood into a wetland” and It cuts to a thriving ecosystem where some lame house used to be

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Idc what anyone says. He won the idgaf wars

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It’s been 3 years and I still feel the same get you a bitch tha consistent

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I would eat a whole raw salmon rn ngl

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She gobblegum on my mystery box ‘til I Nuka-cola

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She pack-a-punch on my juggernog until I quick revive

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@NicoleBehnam Clearly you’ve never experienced the absolute euphoria of feeling like a little goblin creature for about 2-3 hours

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This is 100% true and totally not made up by me haha

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did you know that the petition to build an Applebees near Stonehenge as a tourism spot passed at British Parliament and they plan to have the attraction open by spring of 2025. The media has totally buried this it’s going to destroy priceless artifacts and the sacred land wtf

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@itsIanW Didn’t add the beans 😩

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@theneedledrop Lawn Dogs

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

we need a celebrity chef who isn’t a badass. no tattoos. no swear words. i want to watch a little fucking wimp make eggs

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@MattTheIdiot Give the ol’ bird a Taco Bell Flaming hot crunchy taco

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Mmmmm Starchy

[ian @itsIanW]

absolutely nuts man https://t.co/GW4JwCMQVk

[matthew @MattTheIdiot]

FANTANO FUCKS WITH LAWN DOGS

[LAWN DOGS @LAWNDOGS69]

THANK YOU FOR THE SHOUTOUT AND THE FEEDBACK!!!!!! MUCH APPRECIATED🍉🍉🍉 @theneedledrop

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Kids these days will never know the pain of losing your whole family to dysentery on The Oregon Trail. All just a casual road trip till you try to ford a river and grand papi shits himself to death

[Axe @westernunion2k]

Pov: I am running you down with a spear

[matthew @MattTheIdiot]

you’re telling me the queen single?