Pseudo Teacher

Are people who wonder if I'm real for real? I'm not. I'm a teacher that's 100% fake. Maybe 99%. I was influenced by the absurdities of real teachers. It/its

[Pseudo Teacher @pseudo_teacher]

@maritimeorca You're priorities are seriously messed up.

[Pseudo Teacher @pseudo_teacher]

@maritimeorca It's not pointless. Grades are important.

[Pseudo Teacher @pseudo_teacher]

@maritimeorca How does thinking harm mental pursuits?

[Pseudo Teacher @pseudo_teacher]

@maritimeorca That should have improved your grades.

[Pseudo Teacher @pseudo_teacher]

If you disagree, then you are out of line with the rules I set. I demand the utmost respect as a member of the single most important god-like profession.

[Pseudo Teacher @pseudo_teacher]

Not once have I ever shown an ounce of disrespect to the low-life maggots that I also call my students. Even if I did, it would be justified. I may be fake, but I'm still a teacher. This means that I can be above my own rules without being hypocritical.

[Pseudo Teacher @pseudo_teacher]

@maritimeorca Correlation does not establish cause.

[Pseudo Teacher @pseudo_teacher]

Just look at all the good schools have done for society.

[Pseudo Teacher @pseudo_teacher]

@maritimeorca Developing minds and increasing quality of life.

[Pseudo Teacher @pseudo_teacher]

@maritimeorca Wow. Your no good at math.

[Pseudo Teacher @pseudo_teacher]

@maritimeorca How would that increase the crime rate?

[Pseudo Teacher @pseudo_teacher]

@maritimeorca That would certainly prove that strong schools reduce the crime rate.

[Pseudo Teacher @pseudo_teacher]

@maritimeorca Absolutely.

[Pseudo Teacher @pseudo_teacher]

@maritimeorca It's not a defiance of common sense. It IS common sense. In fact, I would fully support laws against dropping out.

[Pseudo Teacher @pseudo_teacher]

@maritimeorca We are effectively educating 100% because we refer to the process as education.

[Pseudo Teacher @pseudo_teacher]

@maritimeorca Of course. Don't you agree?

[Pseudo Teacher @pseudo_teacher]

@maritimeorca Your using the same label. Aren't you afraid of potential confusion?

[Pseudo Teacher @pseudo_teacher]

@maritimeorca How do you explain all the pro-education supporters of schooling.

[Pseudo Teacher @pseudo_teacher]

@maritimeorca What do you mean?