jeeediiin.

so in love with a minor character, im the fucking background /// im a nonbinary bisexual *23* year old… please let me stay :(

[jeeediiin. @pseudobunny]

happy birthday to me. im 20!! i’m single, i have no personality or boobs, and i still sleep with a stuffed animal.

[jeeediiin. @pseudobunny]

getting my period on the first day of pride month is so fuckin homophobic

[jeeediiin. @pseudobunny]

@aedison thought i’d be dead by 16 so i neglected everything. now im 24 and wear a partial denture. id pay everything for a do over

[jeeediiin. @pseudobunny]

@interesting_aIl i don’t think anyone understands how much money i’ve spent on this fat bastard and how much i’ll spend to keep him alive. dude got sick with “weiner don’t work” disease and i spent almost 2k to clean his bladder from crystals. now he knows he can lift forever and ill be broke

[jeeediiin. @pseudobunny]

how the hell do i tell my hair stylist that my dream hair cut comes from anime porn with questionable kinks??? do i just whip it out and say “focus here, not on his asshole”

[jeeediiin. @pseudobunny]

heeeeeyyy. booktok people on twit, is this a good time to stop my third rough draft??? tbh this is a trilogy lmfao

[jeeediiin. @pseudobunny]

toothache medicine is making me drool like an omega’s hole in heat

[jeeediiin. @pseudobunny]

it’s my birthday and my family doesn’t want to celebrate cuz it’s also easter.
it’s the first easter my parents didn’t get my sisters and i any lil stuffed animal. they’ve always done that.

happy birthday, happy easter.

[jeeediiin. @pseudobunny]

it’s hurts when you are known but not loved by your family.

[jeeediiin. @pseudobunny]

trying to beat TOKT with a little map as possible. so no towers or lightroots.

WHY TF DOES IAYUSUS ROOT HAVE TO BE FUCKING REQUIRED.

[jeeediiin. @pseudobunny]

the only good thing of AO3 being down is that i’m forced to face the fact i have not written a single line of my fanfic in months.
so anyways ive been writing :D

[jeeediiin. @pseudobunny]

sister’s kids broke my switch. i had less than 300 korok seeds left until i 100%ed a full run of TOTK with no paraglider.
i had 760 seeds, 120 shrines, all mini bosses dead, 3 dungeons done, all armors at 4 stars.
and it’s gone. cuz her ass doesn’t want to pay damage to fix it.

[jeeediiin. @pseudobunny]

ao3 is still down. i’m withering away.
what will i do without my daily hardcore bdsm smut written by virgins who had too much internet access as children??? someone help me before i die

[jeeediiin. @pseudobunny]

everyone’s opening gifts around me while i give my nephew a breathing treatment. merry holidays.

[jeeediiin. @pseudobunny]

hi artists. this any good??? cuz i think i like it, but ive been looking at the full pic for hours so idk shit anymore. any help or art tips would be cool. it’s meant to be cartoony and shaped like <3 when blinking and i’m using fucking MS paint!

[jeeediiin. @pseudobunny]

i got two fuckin star frags in one night!!!!!! i’m that’s never happened for me before!!!

[jeeediiin. @pseudobunny]

finally playing TOTK for the first time!!!
i got stuck on tutorial sky island for 6 hours :)

[jeeediiin. @pseudobunny]

FINALLY GOT MIDNA’S HELMET AND I RAN AROUND IN CIRCLES WHILE BOMB ARROW BITCH SHOT THEM FOR ME. I RAN OUT OF SUN FOOD AND ELIXERS AND FOOD FOOD. I WAS AS 1/4 HEART LEFT.

[jeeediiin. @pseudobunny]

#Gachiakuta152 #GachiakutaSpoilers

saying this with the full sincerity of someone who’s only bought props and never sewn anything bigger than shitty tee.
i’m gripping my thighs horny over the idea of making this bitch. this will make the sickest fucking cosplay EVERRR