captain termites | originofsymmetry on bluesky

kale | I like maps and pokemon and music | 25 | they/them | all views are my own

[captain termites | originofsymmetry on bluesky @pseudoconical]

Add me if ya want

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[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

No man has all 4:
- lineman for the county
- drives the main roads
- needs you more than wants you
- wants you for all time

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

@_anupa this shit took me forever

[captain termites | originofsymmetry on bluesky @pseudoconical]

Coming back onto this godawful site to shame car rental companies and then leaving

[captain termites | originofsymmetry on bluesky @pseudoconical]

This is the second time they've screwed me over

[captain termites | originofsymmetry on bluesky @pseudoconical]

Thanks enterprise for the car rental with expired tags because thats really what I needed after an accident

[dylan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @carvebeyond]

I think I like this album

[captain termites | originofsymmetry on bluesky @pseudoconical]

I think @callousdaoboys should have at least one song with lil jon ad libs

[the rare Shitty Wizard @boygeniusjk]

Here’s a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was there.
Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk talking about something meaningless. Then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with “Down with Cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up

[The Callous Daoboys @callousdaoboys]

gm happy pride month to im assuming most of yall

[august / אסתר 🌸🩵 -v|v- 🍉 @kiinqarthur]

may this little girl rest in peace

[captain termites | originofsymmetry on bluesky @pseudoconical]

@Ravendite4 Okay one exception

[captain termites | originofsymmetry on bluesky @pseudoconical]

The death penalty is never warranted. hope this helps 💕

[Em 🔜 GoFest Chicago @emchompite]

“+90 if you and your opp have the same size hands”

me and bro, gingerly over the table:

[Zeke @EZZYLAFLAME]

This came to me in a dream so I asked the homie @eightzu to cook it up for me

[uke skywalker @1918friends]

having ocd is like having a million final destination like visions every day