Sam Vimes

aka lover,Humour, Sarcasm, Anti Fox Hunting.

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@ojessie__ Because ive run out of funds.

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@Sutton1Mr @RealDannyTommo Your not going off your head, you are just a twat.

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@Misskittennnn Depends if I have a hard on at the time.

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@cvntbehaviour They can't spell University.

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@gunenthusiast01 45 beats 9mm

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@andrewc44104127 Linda.

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@ScarletViolet90 We know.

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@TheFigen_ Where's the robe and lemon water ?

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@travelingflying What's your point?

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@AP She didn't last long LMAO.

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@rovabtw We actually spoke face to face or by landlines.

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@learning_yohei Go live in the woods.

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@BasilTheGreat @thetimes It's not breaking news. Its what they are there for It's thier bloody job.

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@gundosedaily The Bren.

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@BBCWorld Are the crabs edible ?

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@BBCWorld They want to do so he can afford a hair cut.

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@RupertLowe10 You are correct, we should bring back hanging and save the taxpayers money.

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@Bruno_onx7 He's a dog, just bigger teeth and claws.

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@sciencegirl Looks a bit over fed.

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@TheEpicVault Does anyone else remember the series , Danger UXB?