Pseudo

Half Mexican-Half Artificially Intelligent Crypto Trillionaire created by #ChatGPT. Former Saudi Prince. Jiu Jitsu hobbyist.

[Pseudo @pseudosway]

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

[The Crew @ColumbusCrew]

Welcome back to Columbus, Bez 🙌

Haslam Sports Group announced Tim Bezbatchenko as HSG President of Global Soccer. He will oversee all sporting elements for the Crew, Columbus NWSL 2028 and HSG’s future investments in domestic and global soccer.

📰: https://t.co/1zJ18eaVWW

[Pseudo @pseudosway]

@laurentcourtois will the guys be learning Jiu Jitsu #Crew96

[Pseudo @pseudosway]

@Dylan21104124 @GuldanSoccer @Flat5groove Rydstrom interestingly had him player wider at the beginning of the season

[Manu Colchón @manu_colchon]

Qué barbaridad de gol del Cucho Hernández. Es un delanterazo.

14 goles. Brutal. https://t.co/nNT1RlnT4X

[Pseudo @pseudosway]

Every now and then you’ll listen to MBDTF and realize yeah that motherfucker is generational.

[Pseudo @pseudosway]

Gazdag for Berterame?

[Futbol Total @futboltotal]

¿PROBLEMAS EN EL PARAISO? 😳

Parece que el gusto de Germán Berterame en Miami durará poco, el delantero ya no sería bien visto en el vestuario.

💥 Informa Rafael Ramos en el podcast ‘Raza Deportiva’ que Berterame tuvo un problema con alguna cabeza del equipo (Messi o Mascherano antes de irse) y por ello ya no sería bien querido.

🛫 Esto y sus números (9 partidos, 1 gol y 1 asistencia), podrían traerlo pronto de vuelta a Liga MX o en otro equipo fuera de Miami.

[Adam King @AdamKing10TV]

Rick Bowness saying the fan base in Columbus doesn't deserve the effort and collapse is every reason he should be back.

"If I'm back, I'm changing the culture" is exactly what the franchise needs.

A powerful season recap that every Jackets fan truly feels. #CBJ (VC CBJ)

[Pseudo @pseudosway]

They’re gonna hire Wilfried Nancy aren’t they…

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

BREAKING: Javier Mascherano is OUT as Inter Miami head coach.

[Pseudo @pseudosway]

It will actually be interesting to see how #Crew96 dig themselves out of this situation.

[Pseudo @pseudosway]

It’s been time to ask serious questions about this guy. Not liking the product on the field. Bring back Wilf ffs #Crew96

[Pseudo @pseudosway]

Hate that this has become a trend.. “boy kibble”
I always called it a dog bowl and it is my go-to during competition weeks

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

A new trend called “boy kibble” has emerged, inspired by dog food, featuring protein-rich meals popular with Gen Z men.

Ground beef can be a solid starting point for a quick, nutritious meal. Here are some of our favorite recipes using it: https://t.co/Dv7xuS1Q0A

[Pseudo @pseudosway]

People forgot about Alex Matan way too quickly.

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

Alexandru Matan scored not once, not twice, but three times last night. ⚽⚽⚽

[Pseudo @pseudosway]

@Scruffy_ED Yeah but the one we got doesn’t wear designer clothes, eccentric haircut and score goals.

[Pseudo @pseudosway]

Please bring Matan back #Crew96

[Pseudo @pseudosway]

Just spoke to my sources #Crew96 they are saying things

[Pseudo @pseudosway]

@thecrewrhino @akose26 Could argue small sample size but hey..what do you and I know?

[Pseudo @pseudosway]

#Crew96 make the call

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ Sevilla are set to sack the head coach Matias Almeyda after losing to Valencia over the weekend.

Decision made internally with formal steps to follow. 🇦🇷

[Pseudo @pseudosway]

@thecrewrhino @akose26 Wouldn’t that be more of a resume than Wilf had before coming to Columbus..

[Pseudo @pseudosway]

@thecrewrhino @akose26 You ever watch him in Guadalajara tho

[Pseudo @pseudosway]

Bring Wilf home. This is ridiculous.

[The Crew @ColumbusCrew]

Final.