catch-22 these hands

she/her | a mom friend who makes dad jokes

[cozu @ comm waitlist @cozu_ne]

something something... they're brothers
#Argenti #Mydei

[zinā' warrior princess @melifonos]

love to click "no borders" on my excel spreadsheets. like hell yeah brother. one world ✌️

[New Jersey @NJGov]

you called?

[𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 @worldreads]

nothing is funnier than seeing a couple do the ‘Paint Your Partner’ challenge & one person is obviously an artist & the other is just trying their very best

[this happened to my buddy eric @flowrmeadow]

Official uniform of Locking In. Bad day to be a Cava bowl

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

me at the job i begged god for

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

People say that want to bring back quality pieces made from good fabric. Meanwhile, a tweet recommending AliExpress as a shopping hack has thousands of interactions. In 1957, Dior said Americans spend “enormous sums of money to achieve so little real luxury,” and he was right.

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

this flavor is so flames. but i hate james.

[Ralph Ineson @ralphineson]

World devouring cosmic villain is it? I’ll see what I can do

[Hamada Shoo @Hamadashoo]

Rice Budding or as we call it in Palestine “rice with milk” is one of the simplest deserts, yet one of the most delicious & nostalgic.. today I made it with variety of sauces..

Support me to save my family.
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[Tom Lavery @TomLavery89]

hey!… Listen up.

PLEASE!… watch this show when it drops on netflix. Even if you watched it already, watch it again, i BEG you.

This show represents a real shift in western serialized animation. A whole new style of story telling aimed squarely at adults. And its DAMN good.

[Doug Aoki @Nantanreikan]

Man who kept his boat besides his house was ordered from the city to put up a fence to hide the boat from view. So he built the fence and hired someone to paint it.

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

1400+ Columbia University alumni from its 20 schools have pledged to withhold all “financial, programmatic, and academic support” until school meets demands related to divestment, student discipline, and community safety.
Group website says over $63 million of donations at risk.

[Kendall Pennington @Kenny___Rose]

when someone sends the standalone "hi how are you" message in teams it literally feels like entering some sort of hostage negotiation situation

[allison 😵‍💫 picurro @freakwharf]

if you weren’t illegally streaming god’s own country in 2017 baby you weren’t living

[𝖕𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝖆𝖑𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖙 @moistarmpits]

How does this make you feel white boy