Paul Evans

Be nice to me and I'll be nice to you. Piss me off and you're outta here.

[Paul Evans @psevans100]

How the fuck did I get this in my change. These are no longer legal tender in Ireland, let alone the UK. https://t.co/XMPWW8PiB1

[Paul Evans @psevans100]

Isn't it obvious? https://t.co/xdlXpSIumF

[Paul Evans @psevans100]

And yet people still feed them bread. Wtf!!? https://t.co/mXnbmRmpQ2

[Paul Evans @psevans100]

Is this the coolest crisps flavour ever? https://t.co/7IiPXjDro5

[Paul Evans @psevans100]

Go to Italy and end up in an Irish pub :/ https://t.co/aFKQhxbZ2V

[Paul Evans @psevans100]

In training for Rome https://t.co/ipKYwNj3wa

[Paul Evans @psevans100]

So, this is Toad Hall. No sign of Mr Toad though. https://t.co/jNYbAvFbtC

[Paul Evans @psevans100]

This place looks like it's going to be awesome. Can't wait for it to open. https://t.co/zOqkc2kXmV

[Paul Evans @psevans100]

EPIC FAIL! https://t.co/F40OV5EVap

[Paul Evans @psevans100]

Truth (for he was, read 'I am'). https://t.co/qtjZDb0fwn

[Paul Evans @psevans100]

And the Oscar for Best Actor in a Starring Role goes to... Neymar.

[Paul Evans @psevans100]

@Rosie_Dmodel Beautiful as always.

[Paul Evans @psevans100]

@BumOfLondon @Rosie_Dmodel @curvyonly @My_dreamz99 @DanielTank @lee_ecclestone @ASS_N_TlTS @HottiePromo @buquet1000 @Assman3pt0 @tterb1407 @KnickerBeauties And the rest of her is mighty fine as well.

[Paul Evans @psevans100]

@Body_in_Mind @Rosie_Dmodel @alisonvwebster @charlietoons Absolutely. Rosie by name and 'Rosie' by nature.

[Paul Evans @psevans100]

Having a 'Bad hair day' :-(

[Paul Evans @psevans100]

@Body_in_Mind @Rosie_Dmodel Full marks all round.

[Paul Evans @psevans100]

@Body_in_Mind @Rosie_Dmodel A very pretty setting for a very pretty girl. I thought Rosie would deliver and am happy to say that I have been proved right.

[Paul Evans @psevans100]

@Rosie_Dmodel @Body_in_Mind @alisonvwebster @charlietoons Pleased that all went well. Can't wait to see the pics. Rosie has star quality in buckets.

[Paul Evans @psevans100]

Let this murdering scumbag rot in jail. https://t.co/ne7JT3HfEt

[The Sun @TheSun]

Yorkshire Ripper Peter Sutcliffe ‘wants to start new life in Poland with 17-year-old pen pal’ https://t.co/6xJQNOwUDw

[Paul Evans @psevans100]

@Body_in_Mind @Rosie_Dmodel perhaps. *Crosses fingers*