🅿️uja

just here to share my thoughts with you thots / Temple Dental School ‘20 🦷

[🅿️uja @pshahhh]

Making a hit list of everyone who annoyed the fuck out of me during this wedding planning process lol

[🅿️uja @pshahhh]

Bill Clinton has the opportunity to say “I did not have sexual relations with that man” and he’s letting it go to waste!!!!

[🅿️uja @pshahhh]

Wedding planning got me looking like Usha Vance 😭😭😭

[🅿️uja @pshahhh]

One thing I say every Monday when ppl from work ask what I did over the weekend - “cleaned my house and ran errands” lol made the mistake of telling ppl at my last job and ppl are such pocket watchers and always need to comment on my plans or how many weddings I attend

[🅿️uja @pshahhh]

I went to Amish country Lancaster, PA last year to check out the vibes and idk, a good amount of them seemed a lil autistic to me 🤷🏽‍♀️

[🅿️uja @pshahhh]

@agentofchaos427

[🅿️uja @pshahhh]

Notice how every single person who says “regardless of your political views” are always from one particular demographic, like no shit bozo it doesn’t affect you so you don’t care

[🅿️uja @pshahhh]

Ppl in the northeast are so fucking cheap about the AC lol

[🅿️uja @pshahhh]

Hot take but I think the summer of ‘05 was wayyy better than summer ‘16 !!! Like just think about the music that was out!!!

[🅿️uja @pshahhh]

I would hate to have 50 cent as an enemy lmaooo he is a menace!!!

[🅿️uja @pshahhh]

If you’re fat, pls purchase 2 seats on the plane or sit in business class so you don’t end up sitting on my lap!!!

[🅿️uja @pshahhh]

@bombayslim215 I’m gonna talk even more now

[🅿️uja @pshahhh]

My favorite form of birth control is seeing pediatric patients

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Can we please stop comparing the lion to the tiger? A tiger is stronger, is heavier, is faster and more brutal than lions.

The lion is a fraudulent creature who paid influencers to call it “king of the jungle”. This overhyped wig-wearing fraud does NOT even live in the jungle.

[🅿️uja @pshahhh]

Question for the Trump supporters who enjoyed watching Pocahontas as a kid, who hurt you??

[🅿️uja @pshahhh]

My idea of a wild night for Thanksgiving eve in my 30s is drinking Coca Cola out of a wine glass 🤪

[🔨💌 @angelfifis]

if you voted for trump, know that millions of women's blood will be on your hands.
you looked at your daughters, your sisters, your mothers, your nieces, your granddaughters, your grandmothers, your aunts, and your cousins and said to them: i do not care about your safety.

[🅿️uja @pshahhh]

All the closeted trumpies on my feed are REAL LOUD this morning

[🅿️uja @pshahhh]

Don’t forget to set your clocks back a couple hundred years when you wake up this morning