Sam Villarreal

I was once voted Most Handsomest Boy Ever™ in a nationwide survey of people who are my Mom.

[Sam Villarreal @psidancer]

Making the hop over to Bluesky. See y'all there.

https://t.co/0nRSdXhpba

[Sam Villarreal @psidancer]

Today I learned I have the body of a national-team athlete.

[Maximiliano Bretos @MaxBretosSports]

No-one provides better ⚽️ stories than CONCACAF.
Tomorow Bonaire 🇧🇶, an Island municipality of the Netherlands in the Caribbean plays El Salvador 🇸🇻.
This is their Goalkeeper Hendrik Letteboer.
39 years old, slightly off peak physical condition.
I am all in.

[Sam Villarreal @psidancer]

Next up: a little-known hack for removing screws.

Hint: you'll do it using a screwdriver.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Hack for easy bearing removal
https://t.co/O3Dftg11ry

[Sam Villarreal @psidancer]

@SickosCommittee Looks legit 🤷‍♂️

[Sam Villarreal @psidancer]

@CowboyFB @bprezzle

[Sam Villarreal @psidancer]

Russia fining Google

[Sam Villarreal @psidancer]

@oaklandrootssc @EastBayPioneers That's one hell of a mulligan. Hope to see y'all turn it around for the playoffs.

[Sam Villarreal @psidancer]

I missed watching the Timbers get murdered on Wednesday because of band rehearsal, but it looks like the Roots will be re-enacting it for me this evening.

How thoughtful of them 🫤

[Oakland Roots @oaklandrootssc]

Half-time.

#OAKvBHM | #KnowYourRoots

[Sam Villarreal @psidancer]

🤔

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

NIL is ruining the sport, Blue Bloods like Indiana are dominating and small teams in Columbus just can’t keep up.

[Sam Villarreal @psidancer]

💀
#RCTID

[Sam Villarreal @psidancer]

@TimbersFC https://t.co/3R0HzJEbLo

[Sam Villarreal @psidancer]

I think my favorite moment of the game was when Rusnak decided to #FAFO
#RCTID 🌹

[Sam Villarreal @psidancer]

I think my favorite moment of the game was when Rusnak decided to #FAFO
#RCTID 🌹

[Sam Villarreal @psidancer]

@RedditCFB The higher the hair, the closer to God 🙏

[Portland Timbers @TimbersFC]

KINGS OF CASCADIA 🏆

#RCTID

[Sam Villarreal @psidancer]

They're lighting their shield, but not the flag. Why do the @SoundersFC hate America. And freedom, probably

[Sam Villarreal @psidancer]

#BuildABonfire 🔥🔥
#GoTimbers 🪓⚽🪓⚽🪓
#RCTID 🌹🌹

[Sam Villarreal @psidancer]

He's so dreamy, watching over me...

No! No! I must resist, for today he is the enemy 🪓🪓🪓

[Sam Villarreal @psidancer]

Does anyone in MLS have a more punchable face than Cody Baker? 🥊🥊

[Sam Villarreal @psidancer]

It's that day again, where I must put aside my love for Morris and cheer for his downfall.
Sorry, Jordan. Them's the rules
#GoTimbers #GutTheFlounders
#RCTID

[Sam Villarreal @psidancer]

@MenInBlazers At what point does it just get reclassified as water polo 🤔