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I like chicken wings. I play video games.

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@barrybongss2 Not enough.

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Also, day 2 is starting with “The Facts of Life” on TV, I am hungover, and I am peeing out of my asshole. PBR is rough on the gut. Blair’s a bitch.

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Well day 2 of jury duty. Update on day one. I went to the museum on my lunch, fell asleep after I was dropped from the murder trial, and my phone died.

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Just got called for a big trial. Phone off for now.

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Apparently the jury calling computer program shit the bed. So I am being subjected to the Nanny for the near future. Going to try and grab a nap.

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Holy fuck. They just put on “The Nanny.” Because if jury wasn’t bad enough, here is Fran Drescher.

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They played something on the TV just now that sounded borderline like porn before some shit jazz started playing. I am going to need a drink on lunch.

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He didn’t care much for me asking for some of his sandwich. Tensions are high and the effects of this morning’s toke are low. Send one of those dogs with the barrel on its neck, but put weed in it.

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Cannot get a photo of it, but my dude just took out a hoagie. I didn’t have breakfast. I might need to ask for some.

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@DVNT_Pinkie Slap an ass, I can do. Slap a face, that’s battery.

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Orientation is almost over and I feel like I have been lied to. I was promised more explosions.

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Changed seats. Still cannot see the redhead but can now rest my head on the wall.

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Dude sitting next to me is extremely vascular and is reading the Economist. Should I engage him in a socio-economic political debate?

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Goddamnit. A much lesser attractive redhead has sat in the way of seeing the much more attractive redhead.

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A mother fucking priest just walked in. I feel like I am becoming trapped inside of a joke.

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The best people watching is clearly jury duty. Nothing but a bunch of strangers quietly sitting in a room dreading a Monday morning more than normal.

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Smoking hot blonde just walked in looking all Legally Blonde and shit. Followed immediately by a one legged man who had an American flag prosthesis.

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This old hippie dude is trying to move in on my redhead. Dude, dibs. Ain’t a whole lot of hot jury duty poon and I need it more than you.

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By the way, I am high as fuck and plan on being that way for this entire civil service.

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There is this absolutely gorgeous redhead who is also here for jury duty. Wouldn’t mind being sequestered with her.