Patrick Simpkins

NBCUniversal TV Distribution. Pepperdine Law alum. Stanford Swim Grad & Football Season-Tix Holder. Former Trojan Swim Club Member.

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@FO_wordofmuth

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@MaxineShaw08 I’ve seen this movie before

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@OhioTate

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@stoolpresidente She’s lovely, she’s grey, and she’s a last minute add. More than that, she’s a last minute addition, so she doesn’t have the pressure of expectations. She’ll run fast & loose. Postive vibes only!

#lovelygrey

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@LAIreland @VeniceMase better baseball analogy: a shortstop purposely causing an error in the 9th to preserve a no-hitter.

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@LAIreland @VeniceMase next game, the Lakers should only give the ball to Luka on every possession and use the Miami Heat’s shenanigans from the jump. Luka has “a shot at a record” from the start. If that feels wrong, then it’s wrong. We’re just debating when.

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@TravisRodgers D’Marco nailed it. In high school we learned if you can’t put the weights back, you can’t be putting em up

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Literally outscored the Patriots. Myers got robbed.

[Richard Sherman @RSherman_25]

Jason Myers MVP? 🤔

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🥲🥲🥲

[Blake Harris @BlakeHHarris]

🗣️ TALK YOUR SHIT KIKÉ

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@VeniceMase @SuaKCravens Penn State is not the Lakers. Penn State is the Knicks.

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@PatMcAfeeShow way to know when to move the camera and zoom in on Coach Saban when he was handling the snap count convo. Emmy nominee level stuff

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@TravisRodgers complex Starbucks orders should only be made by QBs from the West Coast offense, because they can rattle off 15 word play calls fast

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Drake’s new album has been out for 1 day…

[Saturday Night Network @thesnlnetwork]

Will Ferrell and Ana Gasteyer as Marty Culp and Bobbi Mohan-Culp perform Kendrick Lamar's "Not Like Us" during #SNL50's Homecoming Concert 👀

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@MaxineShaw08 Wife is a dancer, so I watched it with her friends. Too much talking to focus. I think his og fans will like it a lot. It played a lot like his albums.

Serena Williams was a highlight. Mustard showing up after playing dumb all week was nuts too.

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@Realrclark25 @danorlovsky7

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🥲

[Pop-Tarts Bowl @PopTartsBowl]

He is risen! #PopTartsBowl

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
The battleground has called for my glorious return. I’m thrilled to say, I shall heed that call.

I have reenlisted.

While my sidearm is permanently holstered — I shall help train other young men to be great soldiers. Please send care packages of squirrel oil and skunk cakes to our basecamp at Stanford. I love you.
— Andrew

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@PatMcAfeeShow Jeff Teague, Matt Barnes, Stephen Jackson

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@ohiotate