phiz0r 𓅃

Warranty void if sticker removed

[phiz0r 𓅃 @psiphiz0r]

I was doing some fragrance decants the other night and spilled ~20ml on to some clothes trying to get the plug cap off

After washes 2 my clothes still smell like Damascus rose, musk, and incense

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Sure this app can be terrible but it also has this night shift worker who found a kitten he definitely couldn’t keep, then he live tweeted feeding the kitten scrambled eggs and by the time his shift was over he had named the kitten and the kitten was sleeping in his beard

[CAPTAIN QUOLL @jonkudelka]

One of the many reasons nobody likes Eric Abetz. He should definitely consider taking his own advice.

[phiz0r 𓅃 @psiphiz0r]

@rootdraws Mostly just finally collating notes and figuring out if the structure is valid at the moment.

Should be valid enough to get that sweet sweet VC money, and make this stuff somewhat useful to people who hate them and want nothing to do with blockchain

I hope you're doing well!

[Andy🕹❤️RetroGaming @LoveRetroBTW]

A van with a built-in N64 input?

[CRONK 🎩 Crypto Reporter @CryptoCronkite]

French steeplechase athlete Alice Finot broke the European steeplechase record in the Olympic final then proposed to her boyfriend

Retards: “that means you’re a beta male”

Supreme demonstration of how most “alpha male”/redpill posters are coping idiots

[heather 💫 @_hxneyglow]

all i know is the average person would be shocked at how unwell you can become and not die. at how unwell you can become and still look fine. things aren’t that black and white and you should listen to those who live in the grey area.

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

Hear me out: make this illegal and start jailing anyone who does this.

[litquidity @litcapital]

Somebody gotta stop these investment banking social media teams

[UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance @FalconryFinance]

Next time they should probably get a guy that doesn't look like he sells tobacco out of a brief case

[nature @Nature]

‘Extremophiles’ are organisms that can survive, and even thrive, in the harshest of Earth's environments

Now, they’ve been discovered in a more pedestrian setting: microwave ovens https://t.co/R8fd2WSb6f

[⚔️𝖈𝖑𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖊 𝖙𝖚𝖉𝖔𝖗⚔️ @claricetudor_]

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[The Thinking Tiger @krish_bohra]

The Disney fantasy of wilderness being “cute” is worth shattering. Appreciate the story, don't expect the real wilderness to act like it. People should appreciate nature on its own terms, not how we would like it to be.

[Joseph Cox @josephfcox]

They’re even putting the DEFCON room search warnings on the TVs lmao https://t.co/zDbAHGNzk4

[dustbinfilm @DustbinFilm]

jorts is wise

[House Pigeon 𓅍 @grebetrees]

Worse than being stuck as unwilling illegal immigrant in the international terminal in the Bahamas for over 24 hours

They went to space for eight days - and could be stuck until 2025
https://t.co/tAZ4nBh9Vq

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

The fap-controlled gunt government