Patrick Stephens

[Patrick Stephens @psjs]

@HiltonHelp I've chatted with help on Facebook, was told directly that Hilton takes no responsibility.

[Patrick Stephens @psjs]

I'm asking: what's the proper restitution for climbing into a hotel bed with wet blood stains and matted human hair? @HiltonHotels

[Patrick Stephens @psjs]

Snuggling into bed last Wednesday with @HiltonHotels! Wet blood stains and human hair in the sheets! Hilton Garden Inn Chicago.

[Patrick Stephens @psjs]

@DeltaAssist why bother with the callback if the callback is simply to forward me to another department with a 50 minute hold? c# g24aqz

[Patrick Stephens @psjs]

@ivanlajara Mayor's press conference: if he can't say how much money is at stake, how can he know that there was malfeasance?

[Patrick Stephens @psjs]

Logan Darrow Clements and Nancy Salzmann commented on your post.

[Patrick Stephens @psjs]

I have rediscoved Irsih Whiskey. Over ice, in the evenings, with the family.

[Patrick Stephens @psjs]

I'm thinking maybe Corned Beef and Cabbage should do the halftime show next year? Can't be worse than the Black Eyed Peas.

[Patrick Stephens @psjs]

-10 out -23 with windchill. So cold, trains are frozen to the tracks.

[Patrick Stephens @psjs]

Tied my wife in scrabble. Who ~ties~ in scrabble? Seriously. Apparently we do.

[Patrick Stephens @psjs]

I want taste-o-vision: tv that I can eat.

[Patrick Stephens @psjs]

If I was doing anything truly interesting, I wouldn't have time to post it.

[Patrick Stephens @psjs]

My wife just let me have "qe" on a triple word. She's still winning by 70.

[Patrick Stephens @psjs]

Two hours of taped reality cooking shows. I am Top Chopped for the night.

[Patrick Stephens @psjs]

I love our new television. I would watch almost anything in high definition. Even jeopardy seems like an action show in hd.

[Patrick Stephens @psjs]

Sideline interviews are journalism at its best. Block the front four! Play the second half! The line "Let's go down with Erin" is good tho.

[Patrick Stephens @psjs]

Platypus is the new squirrel

[Patrick Stephens @psjs]

Did nothing all day. Drinking good beer. Eating cookies. Good birthday.

[Patrick Stephens @psjs]

I have too many projects. Can't keep up with all of my self-imposed writing commitments. I have to shelve a project this week.

[Patrick Stephens @psjs]

The whole idea of our government is this: If enough people get together and act in concert, they can take something and not pay for it. #pjo