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Burgeoning human being, fully developed geek, and professional procrastinator. Possessor of own views. Citizen of world/nowhere* *Delete as applicable He/Him

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signing up to Twitter

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@cineworld I’m not sure that Wife & Dog is an appropriate trailer before Wildwood… 😵

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@Dominos_UK I’ve Just narrowly avoided one of your delivery mopeds riding on the pavement in Walson Way, Stansted Mountfitchet.

That is not acceptable.

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@lsqtheatre Hi, any chance you could remind the lady in C21 for this evening’s RHLSTP that vaping is not permitted? 🤢

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@greateranglia Thanks. And who do I send these receipts to?

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@whogivesamonkey Love the shirt! x

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@whogivesamonkey That’s in my TBR pile/shelf. I’ll move it up ⬆️

There was a stage version a few years back if I remember.

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If I could have a dinner party with any four figures, living or dead, it would be Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, Peter Cullen, and Donald Trump.

Only one of them would be dead.

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@whogivesamonkey My nieces would be very jealous 😂

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Nearing… @NespressoUK

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I predict a lot of unhappy Wordlers today…

Wordle 1,852 3/6

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@primevideouk I’m watching Becky with subtitles as I have multiple fans on.

Can I assume they’re auto-generated or AI as they are far from accurate…?

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@greateranglia The departure screen on platform 1 at SST has been off for a few days.

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@greateranglia When did your timetable change? I almost missed my train (SST-LST) this morning because it’s now three minutes earlier 😵

I hadn’t seen any publicity about it.

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@O2AcademyIsl Hi, how long do debit card refunds usually take to process? My erroneous payment at the bar on Thursday hasn’t been returned yet. Thanks 👍

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Too soon @tesco, too soon.

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@TIME Which one is which?

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@whogivesamonkey Your posts are the only thing that keep bring me back to Twitter.

It looks amazing there!

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@ClarionSupport Once again there is a fly-tip in my bin store. It’s no secret which non-tenants use this bin as they kindly leave evidence, yet my rent is going up £15 a week to pay for it and @UttlesfordDC bin crews have to clear it.

They are also using resident parking spaces.