I tried to cancel 4 subscriptions yesterday.
Three of them forced me to call, wait 45 minutes, and listen to a "retention specialist."
I hung up on the third one. Sent one email instead.
Federal regulators have already said the exit must match the entrance. Sign up online in two clicks? Cancel online in two clicks. No phone maze. No guilt trip.
They are just hoping you never quote it back to them.
Here is the sentence that ends the runaround:
@StephenKing Fuck you, you fucking fuck
The motive is crystal clear. Another sick ass leftist just like you. Time for the right to unite, stand up and take down you criminals.