Phil-E Mouzekewitz

You must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant. For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. -Jimmy Stewart

[Phil-E Mouzekewitz @psparkison]

Do it somewhere far away from here

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@samriegel is such a feral DM. The crew is still cackling

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Muncie is my real home

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The only thing I did today was my taxes and I'm super tired

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Trying to stay awake till 11:11

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Longest 21 seconds in Purdue's life

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Marsha Ray is having her Kentucky roots in full force tonight #Criticalrole #marsharay #CampaignFour

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@nick_field90 No HBO Max Daddy! Say it ain't so

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11:11 let's wish for a better nation

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@elisemaxo Punch only has one mama. That's what makes her so precious

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Always enjoy the State of the Union. You never know what kind of heckling will happen or what quips will happen. Like a comedy show

[John Oliver @iamjohnoliver]

Hello again! Here's our piece from Sunday about Twitter. Bye! https://t.co/KqA7EUY18B

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Interestingly, Mike Braun said Gary Indiana is the 2nd largest city by population. And according to 2020 census, Gary isn't even top 10. Lafayette is even bigger #CBSFacetheNation

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Another day or whatever

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Started working on a puzzle because that's more exciting than the super bowl this year

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Dude I'm happy that I didn't go out last night. I basically hung out with manic ladies and they didn't want to sleep. #exhausted

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Ken Jennings is so good at puns to commercial. He competes with himself as best one-liner and writes some every night when he misses banter with Trebek #jeopardy

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As a person from Indiana, I feel obligated to watch the college national championship game. Let's see if I can somewhere. Ope. It's everywhere #iufb #Hoosiers #crimsonandcream

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Hot take: bananas should be served with whipped cream all the time

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Mr. Beast has me sobbing. Especially the Ages 1 to 100 when the alliance actually worked. Middle age people are savage... Like me #MrBeast #insanecompetitions #bigmood