Patrick

🍕🥨🥃

[Patrick @pspeterson91]

Butterflies in your stomach?
Better call your gastroentomologist.

[Patrick @pspeterson91]

I need a paranormal series where the protagonist misses most of the hauntings because it’s nighttime and they aren’t wearing their glasses

[Patrick @pspeterson91]

How many fries are left when you line them up in size and shape order?

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

So proud to be a Michigander ✋

[QLINE Detroit @qlinedetroit]

From Mambo Kings to Mozart, there are so many amazing performances this month at the @DetroitSymphony. PLUS Orchestra Hall is just steps away from the QLINE's Mack and MLK stations. 🚉🎶 https://t.co/wq4KXdnplw

[Patrick @pspeterson91]

Does any other animal have to worry about burning their mouth on hot food??

[Patrick @pspeterson91]

Tbh, one of the most insulting things anyone has ever said to me was “you seem like someone who would get into crypto.”

[Patrick @pspeterson91]

Sitting in the computer room with your bestie during a sleepover watching the Wake Me Up When September Ends music video on Yahoo Music >>>>>>

[City of Detroit @CityofDetroit]

The @DetroitSymphony is proud to collaborate with the @DetroitACES to present a special musical experience at St. Hedwig Catholic Church on Wed., Feb. 9 at 7:30 pm. No tickets required.
Patrons coming need only take a rapid Covid test within six hours of coming to the church.

[Patrick @pspeterson91]

Tonight’s #AStrangeLoop performance was canceled after I came all the way from Detroit. 😩😭

[Patrick @pspeterson91]

I know being a peninsula is kinda our thing, BUT…
what if MI built a canal along the IN & OH border to make the LP an island… ?

[Patrick @pspeterson91]

Furtive

[Patrick @pspeterson91]

A list of some of my favorite words:

[Patrick @pspeterson91]

Bifurcate

[Patrick @pspeterson91]

Yesterday, someone was like, “You haven’t seen Wedding Crashers?!”

…why would I? I know what happens from the title.

[Patrick @pspeterson91]

I can’t explain it, but there are simultaneously too many and not enough acronyms.