Uncle Baby Petyr

Never tweet.

[jos @josiahhughes]

there's only one person making real "hip stir" music, and that's Shakira

[Taylor Hall @hallsy09]

Yes i realize its an online test and it's open book but I still failed it twice

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

on email talking to Obama about this whole troop situation. wow

[Brandon Rifkin @brandonrifkin]

How it started vs. how it ended

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Gloves are off. Jacob Frey is saying "fuck" now. And for his next move, he will do fuck all.

[Zubes @theZubes]

The more sports you watch in Toronto, the more sense it makes that a guy dug a hole in the middle of a park just to be alone.

[Uncle Baby Petyr @pspsps99]

🧀

[Vape Stage Capitalism @CommunistPig420]

The Age Gap Wedge

[Majority Report @majorityfm]

“We must do something about The Zohran Situation.”

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Black Monday confirmed

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

20% ON THE EU, 34% ON CHINA, 46% ON VIETNAM, 24% ON JAPAN, 49% ON CAMBODIA, 25% ON SOUTH KOREA, 36% ON THAILAND, 47% ON MADAGASCAR, 38% ON GUYANA

[Uncle Baby Petyr @pspsps99]

@PierreVLeBrun Luke Kumin

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

another person tells a reporter that they're happy trump won so now they can use a light slur...i once again must propose my plan to solve american politics: we come up with a list of slurs and a list of welfare state expansions and start horsetrading

[Lil' Kim @LilKim]

#PrayForLA 🙏

[Uncle Baby Petyr @pspsps99]

#RavensFlock @Lj_era8

[wint @dril]

Joe Pa is in his deathbed right now id wager, jerking off one last time before the curtain falls on his disgraceful life

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

These guys were both at Jan 6