Trish

Life. it just keeps going... and won't wait for me.
Oh. Yeah... I don't really read those DMs, either. sorry.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

So, a MAGA just told me that nobody “gives a sh*t about Natives” — let’s prove this guy wrong. Where are my allies at today?

[🥀_ Imposter_🖕 @Imposter_Edits]

Another nasty Karen thinks shes a victim because she didn't accept what was on the TV

[🥀_ Imposter_🖕 @Imposter_Edits]

I've seen it all now, she's so mad she's putting snow back on the public sidewalk

"Yes, I have an emergency! African Americans are shoveling snow off my sidewalk!"

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Counting votes isn't stealing an election, it literally *is* an election.

[tipicreepin'humor @tpcreepinhumor]

Morning all you merciless something else’s ☕️

[Trish @pstaine]

https://t.co/OvOA1cYrAe

[Trish @pstaine]

#IFeelThreatened as he is posturing and screaming. 🙄🙄

[Cooper @Cooperstreaming]

Ever notice how a 16 year old is a “little girl” when she lobbies for political change but a “young woman” when she’s sexually assaulted?

[@297_Aruba_Lover @297_ArubaLover]

Masks aren't really that comfy, but neither are bras, and a good portion of the population wears them for a far less important reason.

#WearAMask

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

If you’re pissed off about wearing a mask, wait till you hear about seatbelts!

[Mccloser @mcasper10]

@Breaking911 I live local to #Minneapolis. While some people were looting stores, the real protesters were still in front of the police precinct building with their signs, saying #GeorgeFloyd ‘s name. Two different groups. Don’t judge everyone. 1/2

[Ms. WonderKat💫 @WonderKat365]

Subtweets are the Twitter version of Clue.

[Nora Dominick @noradominick]

Okay, but can we talk about how Kristoff sang a power ballad about his feelings, told Anna that his love isn’t fragile, AND asked Anna what she needed during battle and didn’t tell her to step aside so he could protect her. I love it all so much❤️🥺 #Frozen2

[Trish @pstaine]

Look into a doctorate or... no?

[Trish @pstaine]

Ohana means Family
Steve and Phina https://t.co/cu6B3I6aJX

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

I told my kids we needed to leave 5 minutes early this morning & then we all laughed & laughed & left 20 minutes late as usual.

[Trish @pstaine]

@RealSway #DoomsdayCypher2018
Some of the guests should speak INTO the mic. Can't hear their responses to your questions. 😶😶

[Trish @pstaine]

I just registered for 2019 Grandma's Marathon Weekend Races using Race Roster. Join me - https://t.co/cPCPT5291X

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

Other moms: “I got so much accomplished this weekend. It feels good to start the week organized!”

Me: “Cool. I watched 15 Hallmark movies & I wore the same outfit all weekend.”