Big Head Mcgee

[matrixbot @thematrixb0t]

Corporation: "We made $4B but spent $3.9B so we only owe taxes on $100M."

Government: "Totally reasonable."

You: "I made $60K but spent $58K on survival."

Government: "You owe taxes on $60K."

You: "That's not—"

Government: "File by May 15."

[Lydia Moynihan @LydiaMoynihan]

Elon Musk deserves every single penny he has made.

And I hope he becomes the world’s first trillionaire.

He’s using his wealth to help blind people see and paralyzed people walk. I’d rather that money stay in his hands than go to Elizabeth Warren, who’d likely see it wasted on fraud in Somalia or some other government boondoggle.

Yes, he has a massive slice of the pie — but he’s made the entire pie dramatically bigger for everyone on Earth. That’s why we enjoy a higher quality of life than any civilization in human history.

Capitalism isn’t just worth defending, it’s worth celebrating.

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

My favorite Kentucky Derby video of all time 🤣🤣

[C3 @C_3C_3]

22 States are blocking the Trump Administration from inspecting SNAP.

All 22 have Democrat governors.

Democrats protect fraud because fraud is how the Democrats gain power.

Simple.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

No, not all immigrant groups are equal.

🔴Sub‑Saharan Africa:
Contribution per migrant: -$730k
Welfare usage share: 65%
Crime index rank: 6.8
Literacy rate: 68%
IQ: 70

🔴Caribbean:
Contribution per migrant: -$675k
Welfare usage share: 58%
Crime index rank: 6.1
Literacy rate: 89%
IQ: 75

🔴Central & North Africa:
Contribution per migrant: -$700k
Welfare usage share: 50%
Crime index rank: 4.3
Literacy rate: 78%
IQ: 88

🔴Middle East:
Contribution per migrant: -$624k
Welfare usage share: 45%
Crime index rank: 4.9
Literacy rate: 80%
IQ: 87

🔴Latin America:
Contribution per migrant: -$271k
Welfare usage share: 42%
Crime index rank: 5.7
Literacy rate: 93%
IQ: 88

🟡Asia:
Contribution per migrant: +$360k
Welfare usage share: 35%
Crime index rank: 3.9
Literacy rate: 80%
IQ: 95

🟢Oceania:
Contribution per migrant: +$476k
Welfare usage share: 20%
Crime index rank: 3.2
Literacy rate: 98%
IQ: 100

🟢Scandinavia:
Contribution per migrant: +$557k
Welfare usage share: 22%
Crime index rank: 2.1
Literacy rate: 99%
IQ: 101

🟢North America:
Contribution per migrant: +$573k
Welfare usage share: 18%
Crime index rank: 3.6
Literacy rate: 98%
IQ: 99

🟢Japan:
Contribution per migrant: +$525k
Welfare usage share: 8%
Crime index rank: 1.5
Literacy rate: 99%
IQ: 105

[Bitcoin for Freedom @BTC_for_Freedom]

If you take $70,000 from the paycheck of a hard worker and give $10,000 to 7 lazy people, you lose one vote but gain 7. That’s how the west works now.

[Joe Lonsdale @JTLonsdale]

This is a great political IQ test. Is it racist to notice this reality, and inform policy with it?

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Democracy is literally dying in America unless Democrats can draw congressional districts based on race, count illegal aliens in the census, and end requirements to show an ID to vote.

[Congressman Brandon Gill @RepBrandonGill]

If Somalis “built the economy,” why are 80% still on welfare after 10 years?

[MAZE @mazemoore]

After Paul Pelosi was attacked in 2022, Jake Tapper did an entire show on the dangers of stochastic terrorism and of systematically demonizing a person.

Tapper blamed the right and QAnon for inciting the attack. He said calling someone a pedophile or claiming that someone is out to hurt people will result in violence.

Hey Jake, the entire platform of the Democrat party for the past year has been to call Trump a pedophile and to claim that he is out to hurt people. It's also what Jimmy Kimmel does almost every night.

Now after Jimmy Kimmel's "joke" about Melania being a widow, Tapper says that jokes are just jokes and are not calls for violence.

[Saggezza Eterna @FinalTelegraph]

EVERY DEMOCRAT WANTS YOU DEAD. EVERY ONE.

Every single one of them harbors this desire. They leave the physical act of pulling the trigger to others. The moment the bullet finds its mark, the masks drop and the celebration begins. "For the common good." "To protect our democracy." These are the same blood-soaked incantations they have recited since 2016.

They will claim violence has no place in our politics while immediately pivoting to label MAGA as the real threat. The translation is clear. Your death is an unfortunate necessity demanded by the Republic.

This represents the logical endpoint of a decade-long campaign of demonization. They call Trump Hitler. They label MAGA a cult. They equate border enforcement with racism and election skepticism with insurrection. Every institution they control from the media and academia to the DOJ and Big Tech has spent years programming their followers to view conservatives strictly as vermin. When the vermin start dying, the faithful refuse to mourn. They meme. They ratio. They trend phrases like "one down, millions to go."

History is littered with regimes that spoke in the language of the common good while stacking bodies. The Jacobins, the Bolsheviks, and the Red Guards all began with noble rhetoric and ended with mass graves. The modern American Left has simply updated the vocabulary to weaponize terms like equity, sustainability, and the idea that democracy dies in darkness. It is the exact same meat grinder operating under new branding.

Their rhetoric is its merciless clarity. It destroys the comfortable illusion of equal culpability between both sides. One side argues policy. The other side argues that your existence is a hate crime. There is no negotiating with that level of hostility. Reaching across the aisle is impossible when the opposition views the aisle itself as a moral obscenity.

The path forward requires us to stop pretending. We must stop apologizing for noticing reality. We must stop ceding the moral high ground to people who cheer when we bleed. The shooting tonight is Exhibit A in the case for political realism. They want us erased. We want to win. Only one of those goals is compatible with survival.

[Hard Pass @HardPass4]

3 year old: “Dad, my pants are wet.”

Me: “Why are they wet, buddy?”

3 year old: “Because I peed in them.”

Me:

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

“Wow! 20 of us went to dinner and we all agreed that Steve would cover the bill and you’ll never guess who disagreed with us…”

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

My wife has recently inherited €400k from her aunt

"Oh my god, this is so amazing!" she screamed

"We could invest in S&P 500, and then couple weeks in Hawaii, just us?" she winked at me

I felt my blood boiling, but composed myself

"Sure baby, it's a good idea, have a drink now"

She fell asleep on the couch by 10pm

I opened the laptop and logged into her bank account

I made following wire transfers:

€250k to our local government
€100k to a Muslim refugee integration NGO in Bremen
€49k to a EU research think tank researching

The remaining €1k I transferred to my personal account

In the morning she asked about the money

"I invested it into Europe baby, and we will benefit from it greatly"

She began shaking, and I just hugged her dearly

It feels so great to provide for a woman I love

[Daily Memes @thedailymemes_]

Accurate visualization.

[Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii]

This is absolutely hilarious.

[Rep. Anna Paulina Luna @RepLuna]

Maybe not a popular take but I am calling for this guy to be pardoned. Unless the DOJ plans on going after all the crooks in congress currently insider trading, this is simply skewed justice. There is no “justice” when guys like this get the book thrown at him yet members are illegally profiting every day.

I don’t agree with what he did and he should be required to disgorge all the profits however, unless the DOJ plans on doing Congress next, this is not justice.

[Daniel Turner @DanielTurnerPTF]

Virginia’s gerrymandering was called “fairness”.

Chris Murphy was being “sarcastic”.

Joe Biden has a “stutter”.

Gavin Newsom is suddenly “dyslexic”.

Ilhan Omar made an “accounting error”.

Eric Swalwell was “flirty”.

SPLC was paying “informants”.

All they do is lie.

[Dr. Sydney Watson @SydneyLWatson]

It's genuinely fucking hilarious that there is so little white supremacy in the United States that the SPLC had to pay to create it, so they could fight it. lmao

[Grandpa_Grinder @Walan_Kite]

@C_3C_3 @LaylaTexas77