Not a Fan of Sports

Contributor at SB Nation's Timber enthusiast, Lance Stephenson super-fan

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

sorsby gambling jokes might be the easiest, lowest hanging fruit for opposing student sections since jameis stole crab legs lmao

[Not a Fan of Sports @Psully226]

Chad Hatmaker

[Chris Low @Clowfb]

My friend and attorney Chad Hatmaker, who has experience in eligibility cases, summed up Sorsby ruling well. “This might be the case that actually generates real reform. That’s absolutely ridiculous. If you have an illness as an employee, you don’t get to break the rules because of it. An alcoholic can’t come to work drunk without getting fired.”

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Inspiring development to the Brendan Sorsby story. Remember, kids: Always bet on yourself.

[Not a Fan of Sports @Psully226]

Can't wait to see Texas Tech get obliterated in the Playoff again this year

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

NEWS: A judge in district court in Lubbock County, Texas, has granted the injunction requested by Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby. He’s set to be eligible for the 2026 season.

[David Dennis Jr. @DavidDTSS]

This the quintessential story of how sports reflects the state of the world. Thousands of fans have waited for Game 3 their whole lives and now they’re priced out of entering the game and can’t even celebrate outside because one billionaire gets to attend the game for free.

[WVSports.com @WVSportsDotCom]

#WVU is up 14-1. There's a guy holding a raccoon in the crowd. I don't know what else to tell you.

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

We're not stopping with the Bears. We're heading to Cincinnati tomorrow to see how the Batesville Bengals sounds to them. We are Indiana. We are a football state. We are unstoppable.

[Caitlin Cooper @C2_Cooper]

It will be a fitting end to this season of misery for the Pacers if the team they knocked out of the playoffs the last two years, resulting in that team unlocking a better and more complete version of themselves, sweep their way to a championship against SAS instead of OKC

[Not a Fan of Sports @Psully226]

Chicago Bears -> Hammond Bears -> HamBears -> Hamm'sBears -> Hamm's Bear

Hell yeah

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

any other ideas?

[Presinald Trunt @PrezTrunt]

My debris!!!!!!

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Scurvy is canceled.

[Not a Fan of Sports @Psully226]

"Tom, I'll need a ride home" is forever enshrined as a top-tier joke in my family

[Will @SilentDawnLB]

Not that it's a high bar to clear, but Scary Movie 3 is still firmly the best entry in the series just for the "dogs are acting strange" bit alone.

[kofie.substack.com @Kofie]

I think 0-82 might be harder

[Kendall Baker @kendallbaker]

No idea who made this game, but it's extremely fun and addicting.

Thank me later.

https://t.co/eBuLwK7hU0

[Not a Fan of Sports @Psully226]

@_BackyardSports @MarquesEversoll Chico Pappas

[O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr]

I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.

[Mitch Sherman @mitchsherman]

Next weekend, Cal Poly or West Virginia is going to play Little Rock or Troy in an opening-round game of the College World Series.

None of those four have ever played in the event. One of those four teams is going to win a game in Omaha.