Paul Swanson

[Paul Swanson @pswan1966]

@TheOnion Umm, those are vibes….

[Paul Swanson @pswan1966]

@SnarkyMcSmug @BBGreatMoments If that’s cheating, so is the catcher “framing” the pitch….

[Paul Swanson @pswan1966]

@PrimePopkins Interesting, yes, but when did ethics enter the conversation?

[David Simon @AoDespair]

This is great. Kind of the opposite of how I recall someone describing an audition session for guitarists with the James Brown Band:
Q: "Can you play a ninth chord?"
A: "Can I play a ninth chord?"
Q: "Yeah.
A: Hell, yeah, I can play a ninth chord." (Demonstrates...)
Q. "For how long?"

[Funhouse @BackAftaThis]

August 3, 2018 - Colin Cowherd wants you to understand that Lamar Jackson is basically Tim Tebow. This video is even better than you might hope.

[Paul Swanson @pswan1966]

@BroncoFalls How is it possible that 71 people have seen this tweet and only 2 have liked it?

[Paul Swanson @pswan1966]

I didn’t win anything in Fantasy Football this year, but I still like to see my guys do well.

[Paul Swanson @pswan1966]

@Chris_Hawkey You’d be a good spokesman for music education. Were you involved in school?

[Paul Swanson @pswan1966]

@laufendh It’s a rule in the pros as well. Maybe something to do with concussion prevention? A little time to observe them?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

https://t.co/vvsDiPF2yh

[Paul Swanson @pswan1966]

@BushnellGolf apparently it is easy to delete your account while your phone is in your pocket. Make sure you turn your screen off unless you want to lose all your data.😕

[Paul Swanson @pswan1966]

@BushnellGolf love your app, but why does it go to the next hole before I have entered my score for the hole I am on?

[Paul Swanson @pswan1966]

@s8n https://t.co/ez0ZW45CVb

[Paul Swanson @pswan1966]

@contextdogs Dobby is a free elf!

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating. #CreativityDay

[Paul Swanson @pswan1966]

While connected to my phone, AirPods decide to connect to computer instead. Who wants it to be that way? @Apple

[NPR @NPR]

Police raided the home of rapper Afroman, but it didn't lead to any charges.

He decided to use footage from the raid in music videos, lyrics, and merchandise.

Now, the police are suing him for invasion of privacy.

https://t.co/DFJFgHiRUg

[Paul Swanson @pswan1966]

@MiaCate @FoxNews St. Louis County, MN. https://t.co/MInTMl7E1z

[Paul Swanson @pswan1966]

@StarTribune @StribDrive I did mine on-line and got them in a week.

[Paul Swanson @pswan1966]

@jakethornton Hurt Bill