paulina swierczek

supernova hype witch aries chaos monster. story teller, golden retriever, fat fucking dreamboat.

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me: "my tits don't like to be together." @laffytaffyrea: "they're better apart, they're like your parents."

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@laffytaffyrea What are you even doing right now

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I need a ruling

Something I do that my fiancée always says is weird is that I tell people to hug each other from me - like, you two hug and think of me giving hugs

Is this really so strange I’m just an Aries venus okay

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@angelazzarra Absolutely correct

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I miss my dirtbag era

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My toxic trait is that when I see people reading a book I hated I get mean

In my head. Not to them. They should still have a good time. But gross you have bad taste now have a really nice day

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I love being gay

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Not me sitting here eating the guac I made last night (instead of picking up a burger might I add) when I got back from rehearsal with carrots and kombucha like a functioning adult !!!! No one look at the mega bag of mini eggs next to my bed !!!

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Also I hate it when I have to slow my pace for an automatic door. What is wrong with you. Open sesame! I have to go pick up Pupusas!

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@misselizabetka WOWWWWWW

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In rehearsal: “Have any of you seen mulholland drive”

Me: MAAM I am a fag

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Today’s catchphrases:

“You can’t hold a candle to my panhandle” (this will also be my housewives tagline thanks)

“We love together, we laugh together, we leave together” as a response to Michael screaming “I’m gonna kill myself” in season 2 of the office

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@saramcclarinet OH MY GOD

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@misselizabetka OMG SERIOUSLY??????

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@micah_gleason Obsessed with this

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@misselizabetka ….is she open to taking on other clients?

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I have three cartons of Trader Joe’s egg nog oat milk in my fridge and that’s all I have to say today

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Why are my croissants so far away

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And I wanted her and yaz to FUCKING KISS OKAY THATS IT

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Don’t even get me started on the Master. What the fuck was that other than an obvious overcorrection for Missy being “too” likable?

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There was a huge opportunity to do something AMAZING with/for Jodie and completely missed. And I get what the point of the “timeless child” arc was - STILL. i wanted to know her.