Slim Possible

For unbothered black girls whose thighs touch and slay effortlessly unknown #TheChroniclesofaMiddleChild #INFJ

[Dave † 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸🇮🇪🎸🎶 @daveguitarjones]

Joan of Arc was great, but nothing compared to her sister, Joan of Circumference, who was a much more rounded person.

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

i know a dream hate to see you coming.

[Chicken Licken® @ChickenLickenSA]

Keep your eyes on the prize with the Super Slider Mix 4.

[Slim Possible @psycadelik]

@Slothenater Scale

[KENYON DIXON @kennygotsoul]

You can’t talk to everybody about music.

[KAYA NOVA @thekayanova]

some of us aren’t trying to be it girls, we’re trying to remember that we already are it girls. We’re shedding years of self doubt and ignored talents, so we can finally show up like our own unique it girl. it won’t look like what everyone else is doing, but it will be right.

[Queen LaDeefa @It_Aint__ME]

And AGAIN @halleberry DID U BLOW A KISS AT MY MAN DURING THE BARBARA STREISAND CONCERT??????????

U BEEN DUCKIN MY QUESTION FOR YEARS YO

[. @naaeee__xx]

“Why these churin on me?!”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Slim Possible @psycadelik]

@blurayangel Easy! Rebecca Romijn

[Yshee Black @ysheeblack]

Me changing the music to something I like at the party

[Uncle H. @senor_hachi]

wait. what if those kids who used to tell outrageous lies in primary school were only repeating what their parents told them? 😭

[𝕂𝕠𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕠𝕠𝕣 @_Khensiii]

Mama had a chicken
Mama had a cow
Dad was proud, he didn't care how

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

When someone explains something to you for the fifth time and you still don't get it.

[Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻 @CrocodileCam]

1. Decorum
2. Shame
3. Respect
4. Reading and comprehension
5. Shame

[Chris @yolanda_parody]

him: are you high?
me: am i what?
him: high
me: hello

[ken @_kendrick__]

sana we found my cousin a job in Randburg as a cashier cos she wanted to try something new. Girl stole 15K at the till 😭✋🏽

[Nikki🐸 @nikkineups]

when i was like 10 i learned that splitting an atom will make a nuclear explosion and for a long time i got really stressed out whenever i had to cut anything bc like. what if i hit an atom at just the right angle