!PSYCHO! (Psychologist)

my roommates won't let me treat the unwell like the spearmint bunny does. wait till they see the success i have treating the unwell here.
@surgeonxoxo - pfp

[!PSYCHO! (Psychologist) @psych0_logist]

https://t.co/GxeJICqJfV
boom here's yalls MUHFUCKIN strawpage took me like 30 minutes but idc are yall happy now send me stuff

[!PSYCHO! (Psychologist) @psych0_logist]

@SecuritybatAHA good, good.

[!PSYCHO! (Psychologist) @psych0_logist]

am i the only fuckin employee around here that doesn't wish harlow would bend me over and hand me a smoked sausage

[!PSYCHO! (Psychologist) @psych0_logist]

OKAY WHO ARE YOU.
YOU'VE LIKED MOST OF MY POSTS WITHIN SECONDS AND IT'S KIND OF FREAKING ME OUT

[!PSYCHO! (Psychologist) @psych0_logist]

@InternHospital i think you're flirting with death with that statement.

[!PSYCHO! (Psychologist) @psych0_logist]

ᴡʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴇʀᴅɪᴄᴛ? 500.
ᴡʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴇʀᴅɪᴄᴛ? 500.
ᴡʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴇʀᴅɪᴄᴛ? 500.
ᴡʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴇʀᴅɪᴄᴛ? 500.
ᴡʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴇʀᴅɪᴄᴛ? 500.
ᴡʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴇʀᴅɪᴄᴛ? 500.
ᴡʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴇʀᴅɪᴄᴛ? 500.

[!PSYCHO! (Psychologist) @psych0_logist]

@surgeonxoxo ..i see. i won't push for answers then. i shall still wish you well in your endeavors. 👍

[!PSYCHO! (Psychologist) @psych0_logist]

@surgeonxoxo might i ask what happened with your crush, if you're comfortable talking about it?

[!PSYCHO! (Psychologist) @psych0_logist]

@surgeonxoxo huh, old fashioned. interesting.
don't pressure yourself to find love, is the biggest thing. try not to think it's your destiny, because you'll be even more crushed when it doesn't work out. pace yourself, and forgive yourself.

[!PSYCHO! (Psychologist) @psych0_logist]

@surgeonxoxo well ive had a childhood of hatred and harassment and trust issues, so i wouldn't recommend going that route. but that's what made me not actively search in the first place, but i am a psychologist. i can work through what you're dealing with.

[!PSYCHO! (Psychologist) @psych0_logist]

@surgeonxoxo ill be dead honest im probably the only person without an active love interest with anybody in this hospital

i mean, i don't mind, but still.

[!PSYCHO! (Psychologist) @psych0_logist]

@SURGICALYST thank god im not alone

[!PSYCHO! (Psychologist) @psych0_logist]

@fishykeres discussion dismissed

[!PSYCHO! (Psychologist) @psych0_logist]

@animalcorpceo thank you???

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@animalcorpceo scratches butt.

[!PSYCHO! (Psychologist) @psych0_logist]

// i wanna give you people hugs

for no reason at all

[Nurse 𓂃🪶 @AHA_Nurse]

just get what you asked for bruh

help me

[!PSYCHO! (Psychologist) @psych0_logist]

@secretagentwow @SecuritybatAHA // hey blame the bat gal not me mkay?

[!PSYCHO! (Psychologist) @psych0_logist]

ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT WHAT WHAT

what do you guys think i should do to celebrate