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she/her — 23

[jess @psychcpomp]

i’ve now made updated song sorters for hozier’s entire discography and an individual one for the deluxe editions of each album! you can find them all in my carrd. please quote with your results!! https://t.co/6XjFyOB06u

[jess @psychcpomp]

it’s hozier bc he’s actually referring to the guest’s physical size. duh

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Hot Ones is teasing their “biggest” episode yet.

Who do you think it is?

[John Hultquist @JohnHultquist]

This is a precision strike on my father’s interests.

[tim @ithinkheknown]

Everytime this pic shows up on the tl i just have to sit and stare im sorry

[Don’t Search For Me @lizzylemondrop]

Tell me more abt how Amber Heard cut off his finger and Blake Lively stole his movie and Taylor Swift is dog whistling the 14 words on a necklace chain and Chappell Roan yelled at a child.

No im so sure whatever cartoonishly absurdly evil accusation against THIS woman is real!

[jess @psychcpomp]

@wastelandmary that you mary!!!!

[jess @psychcpomp]

happy #hoztwtselfieday everyone!! this day holds no other significance to me.

[jess @psychcpomp]

@wastelandcarlyn thank you!!!

[jess @psychcpomp]

muting! everybody go do your daily click and bookmark the website so you can do it every day 🇮🇪❤️☘️🫶🇵🇸 https://t.co/7WD609LMnL

[jess @psychcpomp]

only one adjective??? watch your tone

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Happy 36th birthday to the talented Hozier.

[jess @psychcpomp]

posting on the go but happy st paddy’s day and happy birthday andrew!!!!

[jess @psychcpomp]

why have i never seen anyone asking Hozier about the distorted voice message buried deep in the mix during the bridge of Damage Gets Done. journalism is dead bring back journalism

[۟ @carmygf]

#InternationalWomensDay

[jess @psychcpomp]

he wanted that cookie so effing bad

[jess @psychcpomp]

these pictures are so fucking funny to me. he’s like the first time you see a moose next to something for scale. he’s megafauna

[jess @psychcpomp]

except it was absolutely in no way an accident. like at all

[jess @psychcpomp]

this happened to my client Andrew Hozier Byrne

[orion ★ DAISY GRENADE TOMORROW @FEELINGREJECT]

this happened to my close personal friend awsten knight

[jess @psychcpomp]

imagine listening to Through Me (The Flood) here

[jess @psychcpomp]

@fireflymage if you see him can you tell him come home. the kids miss him

[jess @psychcpomp]

i hate the way men talk about women

[jess @psychcpomp]

also yes as a fat i think it’s bad to do the whole “confusing sexualisation for allyship” to guys who simply have dad bods. just bc you want to fuck someone doesn’t mean you are being nice by commenting weird things about their body

[jess @psychcpomp]

sometimes i hope hozier will come back to social media but then i scroll this hellhole and see ppl being weird as fuck about his weight and vaguely hating on his gf for modeling as a model and i’m oh yeah nvm