Michal

if i die put my money on a grape

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am i wrong?

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@punished_cait not only rude, but assumes they're rich enough to hire movers

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@GoodNotesApp Bug report, still have an issue where erasing part of a highlighted region makes highlighter bright, like it is as it's written before you lift up the pencil. It messes up the aesthetic

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@GoodNotesApp @RubnPf1 I think might be helpful to have us, say, select a chunk of text that's already written or blank space and then record audio that will take you back to that page and start there, then if we keep writing, it continues as usual, with the ghosting shown

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throwing an apple up and catching it before eating it is the fruit equivalent of clacking the tongs before you use them

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@dessmv Imagine being like "oh fuck the paper's jammed. quick! tear apart the copy machine just SAVE THAT SHEET OF PAPER." That's how dumb these men sound.

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@BornAKang God wanted to pull a fast one

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@CSMFHT Philosophy guy with E. Coli

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@FelidaeOAlba @rebexxxxa Sorry, I'm 5'1" I can't believe I've put our children in danger like this. I'll excuse myself.

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@rebexxxxa I personally liked "asking for the FDA to regulate food and drugs is toxic and you're an attention seeker"
-circa Pink Sauce Epidemic, 2022

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the fall of man is marked by the creation of the battle pass. it's all downhill from here.

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Apple needs to STOP calling people when I tap on a missed call notification. I was just curious!! I don't need that kind of anxiety in my life.

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You ever worry that while you're eating alone, your mind will finally snap and you will hallucinate a rapidly approaching specter, causing yourself to inhale rapidly and choke to death? Haha yeah me either

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Just turned on the environmental sound boost option on my AirPods. 0/10 do not recommend for hearing people. The world is too loud. If I was a cat, I'd be pissed off all the time too.

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Stop writing articles like

"This climate issue is actually WORSE than you think..."

The people reading them already know. The people we need to convince are the ultra-rich, they just don't give a shit. The rest of us know we're fucked. We just can't fix it without MONEY.

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@culturaltutor I mean all he would have to do is draw a skull somewhere else and tilt it before using it at a reference. L historians

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@WholesomeMeme Holy shit that sucks dude

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Dust is the accumulation of particles from all the things we know live in our house + all the things we don't.

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I just put it together that "jacking" can be short for "ejaculating"

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@tragicbirdapp Lil Anaphylaxis

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Can u imagine how scary it must have been when humans got wolves. Like yeah we can hold some sticks but nature was probably cackling at our weak ass opposable thumbs. Couldn't run fast, track by scent, or maim w/o a weapon. Till the dogs showed up. It was game over then.