Sensible Psycho

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[Sensible Psycho @psycho_sensible]

@almurray Smack the bitch in the face
Take her Gucci bag
And her North Face
Off her back
Jab her if she act

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@anon_opin Friend and her 7 yo daughter were in my car just after I got it. She asked to name it "First of the Rainbow" as it was red. I said that's a bit of a mouthful, how about Richard (of York etc) she was happy with that
Turned to my friend and said "Wait, did I just name my car Dick?"

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@modular_madness @fesshole Fill my pan
Frying up in healthy sand

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@fesshole Breaking News: Man has nickname

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@ActualNames1 Once met someone called Jenna Taylor. Parents didn't think that one through...

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@mrmidas2k @Pipe42uk @MrMikeRons @anon_opin 🫶

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@mrmidas2k @Pipe42uk @MrMikeRons @anon_opin Oh go fuck a cup

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@mrmidas2k @Pipe42uk @MrMikeRons @anon_opin Ok I tap my foot impatiently while I wait for you to find one recipe where baking powder is measured in cups, without trying to squirm out of it with some nonsense about petrol

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@mrmidas2k @Pipe42uk @MrMikeRons @anon_opin My move?

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@mrmidas2k @Pipe42uk @MrMikeRons @anon_opin I asked first

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@mrmidas2k @Pipe42uk @MrMikeRons @anon_opin Just one. Find me just one recipe.

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@mrmidas2k @Pipe42uk @MrMikeRons @anon_opin Find me a recipe that measures baking powder in cups

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@mrmidas2k @Pipe42uk @MrMikeRons @anon_opin Inconsistent recipes is THE. WHOLE. FUCKING. POINT.

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@mrmidas2k @Pipe42uk @MrMikeRons @anon_opin Jesus Christ are you a moron. They also said how does it work for baking powder. Recipes will say cup of this, cup of that, then a teaspoon of baking powder, not like one 30th of a cup or whatever bollocks. How do you know what cup that teaspoon relates to?

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@ActualNames1 Sounds like what they'd call the comics page of a newspaper in the 1920s

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@fesshole When I worked in a call centre, I couldn't believe the amount of middle aged men who had 007 on their email address

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@kevin_nealon Let me tell ya

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@OldEldersonline Talk about an upcycle

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@rickyberwick Make me

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@brockpierson You won't find us on Alta Vista
Cult classic, not bestseller