Psycho Ex

Sometimes I'm the #psychoex, sometimes I have a #psychoex

[Psycho Ex @psychoexgfbf]

Don't show up to my friends party and try to make me feel out of place #psychoex

[Psycho Ex @psychoexgfbf]

ALSO don't wish me a happy birthday 6 days after my birthday the longer you waited the creepier it got. Seriously WTF. #psychoex

[Psycho Ex @psychoexgfbf]

#DontBotherMeWhenIm over you #psychoex

[Psycho Ex @psychoexgfbf]

#PerksOfDatingMe when I say forever I mean forever #psychoex

[تالا @tgtweetts]

LOOOL RT @hayooshies: I have conversations with you in my head all the time. And you are SO rude. But I'm wittier. #psychoex

[Taylor Gibson @taylorgibson99]

If I did't respond to your last 47 texts there is a good chance I won't respond to the 48th one. #psychoex-boyfriendprobs #getreal

[Psycho Ex @psychoexgfbf]

Stop texting my friends asking where we went out tonight. They're all going to lie and send you on a wild goose chase. #psychoex

[Psycho Ex @psychoexgfbf]

When I hear stories about you I deny ever dating you. Seriously, what was I thinking? #psychoex

[Psycho Ex @psychoexgfbf]

Your mom just called me asking what time I was coming over for thanksgiving dinner... You both need to face the facts. #itsover #psychoex

[Psycho Ex @psychoexgfbf]

Thanks for inviting me to your art show on Facebook... Where is the "I don't wish you success and won't be attending" button? #psychoex

[Psycho Ex @psychoexgfbf]

did you just SOB to me over the phone begging me to take you back? Please, go gently remove your tampon and fuck off. #psychoex

[Psycho Ex @psychoexgfbf]

thanks for writing me a love letter, I've titled it "50 shades of GAY" #psychoex

[Psycho Ex @psychoexgfbf]

REALLY? You thought it would be awkward to say hi but not awkward to text me about it? #psychoex

[Dean Burkey @DeanBurkey]

My latest blog post: "Don’t Fall in Love with a Psycho" http://t.co/1MrcY6FB #Comedy #SoundAdvice #PsychoEx

[Ashley Catterton @AshCat_19holla]

Do you obviously not get it? I deleted you from both facebook accounts, my phone and um MY LIFE and you still friend request me? #fuckoff 😡

[Psycho Ex @psychoexgfbf]

Thanks for transferring to my school. #psychoex #goaway

[Bitch Brunette @bitchbrunette]

My ex boyfriend vs my ex hookup has gone nowhere. My ex hookup is acting more jealous than my ex boyfriend #WTF

[Psycho Ex @psychoexgfbf]

You're best friend just threatened to beat up the guy I'm seeing, wtf... When did this become his issue #psychoex #contagious

[Psycho Ex @psychoexgfbf]

No you can't still come over and play with my dog... #psychoex