Psycho Girlfriend

I'm perfect and my boyfriend sucks, but he is ALL MINE

[Psycho Girlfriend @psychogfprobs]

Your joke wasn't funny. #sayyouresorry #andthatyouloveme

[Psycho Girlfriend @psychogfprobs]

Hahahah you seriously think you can call a girl anything different than her name? Kimberly is not Kim. Jessica is not Jess. #idcwhattheygoby

[Psycho Girlfriend @psychogfprobs]

You're seriously putting me in a bad mood with your slow ass responses #whatareyoudoingrightnow #youhavethirtyseconds

[Psycho Girlfriend @psychogfprobs]

I'm feeling hungry so expect to make a midnight McDonalds run #itsexpected #dealwithit

[Psycho Girlfriend @psychogfprobs]

I'm sad but I have no reason to be #ijustwantyoutocheermeeup #toobadyousuck

[Psycho Girlfriend @psychogfprobs]

Let's watch the last song together so I can remind you how hot Liam is while you keep inside how beautiful Miley is. #orillkillyou #dontdoit

[Psycho Girlfriend @psychogfprobs]

#ThingsIGetAlot you're crazy and clingy #OHREALLY #betiwontgetcheatedon #bitches

[Psycho Girlfriend @psychogfprobs]

I'm staying in tonight. Oh and so are you. #madeupyourmind #letsskype 💜💛💙

[Psycho Girlfriend @psychogfprobs]

Seriously if you don't learn how to text faster, we're gonna have to go our separate ways. #ithasbeentenminutes #completelyunacceptable

[Psycho Girlfriend @psychogfprobs]

#BetYouDidntKnow that I'm outside the party house just watching you and every girl there #likeahawk #itselevenoclocktimetoleave

[Psycho Girlfriend @psychogfprobs]

I want the iPhone 5. BAAAAABE!!!! 😏 #takeahint

[Psycho Girlfriend @psychogfprobs]

Am I fat? .... AM I??? #answerme #takingtoolong #goinganorexic

[Psycho Girlfriend @psychogfprobs]

I hate everything you do everyday that keeps you from talking to me #fuckschool #fucksports #fuckshowers

[Psycho Girlfriend @psychogfprobs]

Babe I have no idea what you're talking about. So let's talk about something else. Like......... me. #yourtopicdoesntmatter #tunedyouout

[Psycho Girlfriend @psychogfprobs]

Actually, scratch that. You don't even need a best friend #youhaveme #chicksbeforedicks

[Psycho Girlfriend @psychogfprobs]

I hate your best friend. #findanewone #immakingupshithesaidaboutyou

[Psycho Girlfriend @psychogfprobs]

#ThingsPeopleSayAfterABreakup We are never getting back together. Like, ever......... Jk i love you :( #dontbreakupwithme #foreverattached

[Psycho Girlfriend @psychogfprobs]

I'm ignoring you. ...I SAID I'M IGNORING YOU. DON'T IGNORE ME WHEN I'M IGNORING YOU #ialwayswin #duh

[Psycho Girlfriend @psychogfprobs]

Guys night? Sound fun! Where are we going? #yourfriendswantmetocome #theytoldme #luckyyou

[Psycho Girlfriend @psychogfprobs]

Drop everything you have to do all day and let's talk on the phone. For 12 hours. #youshouldwantto #stopmakingexcuses