mrs morgan

mommy

[basil @blis5ful]

just ran some aarons

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

ugh girl i’m bored let’s rewire our subconscious minds to only focus on positive outcomes and eliminate negative self talk

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

If black, fight back

If brown, lay down

If white, good night

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

This is so deep inside my business omg

[nyquil @48seatr]

“getting cracked”?? What happen to making love

[The Princess & The Frog @GabTheGem]

Now why would they remove the cracker & the barrel?

[Emily Gilmore Apologist @xoxotaye]

It’s really only about ten of us who hate Chris Brown and we been holding strong for years

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

Co-parenting a pet with an ex

[mrs morgan @psyco_hypno]

@clausiaoliveira I wish I could express enough how proud I am of you, I am SO proud of you.

[broiled @broiledcrawfish]

the concept of mike getting hard while making lemonade

[John Blasphemous @batmanwholifts0]

Shaking my girlfriends dads hand:
“Great grip sir I see where she gets it from”

[swagless @noswagordrip]

Kitten needs a fucking cigarette

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

Sometimes having to finish a protein bar is exactly like being shot with a gun

[mrs morgan @psyco_hypno]

Covid didn’t take out enough ppl fuck u

[mrs morgan @psyco_hypno]

I wanna move back to Alaska, there’s too many ppl in the lower 48

[mrs morgan @psyco_hypno]

I remember my first year of hs I went to a party and called my mom to pick me up bc ppl were drinking and smoking weed and by the last year of hs I showed up blasted almost everyday

[mrs morgan @psyco_hypno]

No I don’t wanna use fckn beef tallow as lotion