Simon Jackson

Geek, Wrestling Fan, Full Time Dad, Part Time Party Guy, Barman, Gamer and Pedant.

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@benorsh @VulpiAngry56 @BritLovesTeaaa You've never heard of preeclampsia then? Mong.

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@BritLovesTeaaa

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@garry_1183 @fesshole Why would a female be in any male toilets?

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@LetsTalk_FPL Nope, one was a concussion sub so doesn't count towards the five.

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@Asmongold @Pirat_Nation

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@AmericanDadUSA @HLC_actual It's the American consumers paying the tariffs, not the exporting countries. Well done on not understanding basic economics.

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@Sargon_of_Akkad In the 13 years Blair and Brown were in power, the UK population increased by a total of 4.45 million. In the 14 years of the Tories, the population increased by 6 million. But sure, pretend it's higher for internet clout.

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@Sargon_of_Akkad Joker wears a purple suit. Nice try though.

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@rewjg @Sargon_of_Akkad I'm sorry, why would a grown adult have to swear a religious oath to take part in the running of the country? Bit old for imaginary friends, isn't she?

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@LucyTCWife The answer is you. Not them, you.

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@ken_clips @SkySportsPL 15 goals conceded in a single season, record number of clean sheets, higher clean sheets per game average, most clean sheets in a single season, fastest player to reach 100 clean sheets. He has plenty over them.

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@markgoldbridge Cech has most clean sheets of all time in Premier League, fastest to reach 100 clean sheets, most clean sheets in a single season. He's 33 clean sheets ahead of his closest rival (David James) and did it in 128 fewer games. But sure, he shouldn't be in the conversation.

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@JohnCleese Did anyone explain that to the royal family? They've done it for generations.

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@eroyor @Asmongold @mehdirhasan @piersmorgan 20 points higher than Trump.

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@myhiddenvalue None of the above.

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@GoodwinMJ Control? I think you let the mask slip there. You meant "order", surely?

#nazipartytwopointzero

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@elonmusk English, Scottish and Irish culture are very different. Along with the massive helping of Dutch and French culture the US has. Almost like it's multicultural...just say white when that's what you mean. Racist motherfucker.

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@Pietros1 @ThatAlexWoman That would be very surprising, 2100 mosques in the UK for 3.9 million Muslims, 40000 churches for 27.5 million Christians.

1 mosque for every 1857 Muslims, and 1 church for every 687 Christian.

By contrast there's 1 synagogue for every 689 Jews.

Muslims are taking over. 🤣🤣🤣

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@nicky_the_wop @Matt_Pinner Fair enough for Denzel, but Morgan Freeman is very open about his socialist politics.

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@Matt_Pinner Sidney Poitier.