Derek

Don't try and figure out our lives cause we don't even know what's going on... we're too GnC 🌈 🤘🏼

[Derek @pt_8035]

PSA: being gay isn't contagious. So don't worry, if I sneeze around you, you're not going to suddenly be gay 😂

[Derek @pt_8035]

my mom called me a pussy when i told her i was gay bc i wouldn't facetime her i just called her

[Derek @pt_8035]

why do girls have boobs but guys don't

[Derek @pt_8035]

"ever think about how everyone has two eyes, a nose, and a mouth, but we all look different?" 🤔😂#compellingstuff #thinkaboutit

[Derek @pt_8035]

"you aren't so stupid, you just have the case of hella dumb"

[Derek @pt_8035]

me: i'm gonna lift this barbell w/ 1 hand by the end of the year
teammate: that's not the only thing you're gonna be doing with 1 hand

[Derek @pt_8035]

What's more...(asking for a friend)

[Derek @pt_8035]

Jello smells how it tastes

[Derek @pt_8035]

PSA: Bring quarters when you enter our apt cause we have a cuss jar. Pay up 😜#coastguard