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A liberal helping of conservative flavored political satire and current events news headlines from

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JEB BUSH QUARANTINED OVER ITCH TO RUN FOR PRESIDENCY http://t.co/dMq1ozDrCl

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OBAMA IN NORMANDY TO CELEBRATE 70TH ANNIVERSARY OF NAZI ATTEMPT TO FIGHT OFF ALLIED INVADERS http://t.co/I1YLPFKrV4

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TERRORISTS ATTENDING SOCHI OLYMPICS ASKED TO ASSIST WITH MOLD CLEANUP http://t.co/YyXPse4PJU

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SOCHI ATHLETES ADVISED TO EAT, SHOWER IN NEIGHBORING NORTH KOREA http://t.co/VYEnoWL2nL

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SOCHI OFFICIALS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO HOLD OPENING CEREMONIES TONIGHT http://t.co/xS0DCfNi2d

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TERRORISTS CANCEL SOCHI BOMBING PLANS, CITE CONCERNS OVER MOLD, LICE http://t.co/pipfaAtB1z

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AMERICAN ATHLETES IN SOCHI TRAINING FOR HOTEL ROOM MOLD REMEDIATION http://t.co/yUVcuixbeq

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PUTIN ANNOUNCES GOLD MEDAL WINNERS IN 2014 SOCHI OLYMPICS http://t.co/JsXJo9fQR0

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SHEILA JACKSON LEE CAMPING OUT IN AISLE SEAT FOR NEXT YEAR'S STATE OF THE UNION http://t.co/xMpU2JvR1X

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OBAMA VOWS TO USE PEN, PHONE, OR SWORD TO PUSH AGENDA http://t.co/iDmICJe16z

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DE BLASIO URGES ALL NEW YORKERS TO ALL FILE FOR UNEMPLOYMENT IN ADVANCE OF MEGASTORM http://t.co/sZE7L1kOZQ

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OBAMA HOPES IPHONE 6 ANNOUNCEMENT IN TONIGHT'S SPEECH DIVERTS FROM SYRIAN WAR STUMBLEAGE http://t.co/wX0koviFX3

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FRUSTRATED JAY CARNEY SCREAMS 'HE IS NOT A CROOK!' AT WHITE HOUSE PRESS CONFERENCE http://t.co/p3EtigqTAO

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TSARNAEV BROTHERS' MOM: SONS THOUGHT COPS WERE THE BOMBERS, ATTACKED THEM WITH EXPLOSIVES TO DEFEND BOSTON http://t.co/tAqXQrM0bF

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DEMOCRATS PUSH FOR LIMITS ON HIGH-CAPACITY ASSAULT FERTILIZER PLANTS http://t.co/yCKYbeoSGg

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WHITE HOUSE LIMITS SECRET SERVICE DEATIL TO 7 ROUND MAGS, TO HIRE 27 MORE AGENTS TO OFFSET LOSS OF FIREPOWER http://t.co/I7xCgqnKi7

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PUTIN REVIVES MEDAL OF LENIN, NAMES OBAMA FIRST RECIPIENT FOR "NO PARTICULAR REASON" http://t.co/L8yDPj4TLj

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KIM JONG UN: LEGO ROCKET DIDN'T PERFORM AS DEPICTED ON BOX http://t.co/WkXKVHSGu2

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OBAMA WH PREPARES FOR 'JOHNNY WALKER' SUMMIT WITH KIM JONG-UN http://t.co/CdQ1K1lYLP

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CA PROPOSES EXHALATION TAX WHILE CITIZENS HOLD THEIR BREATH http://t.co/hPetsfkfl1