ur honor

midwestern emo wannabe

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beatboxes taste like underage drinking

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which bush did 9/11?

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a few peanuts

[mia @_demiaa]

i’m at five guys w $5 wtf can i get 😩

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i haven’t eaten grapes in awhile

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all i want to do is sleep but i can’t until i build this stupid fucking bed

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i have 2 brain cells and they’re fist fighting

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i need a cig and to die

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

she's right

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pros: so sexy, funny, smart

cons: missing some teeth (grrr)

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got the ick because he was too nice to me

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i love men who are a little gay

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crying about how expensive $b tickets are this year

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i feel so bad for women who existed before the vibrator

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craving a sonic cherry limeade rn

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@deebizzo room for one more?

[e taylor @erinisaway]

I’m sorry I didn’t respond to your text, I’ve been losing my mind, let’s catch up soon