Kevin

mostly satire I think?

[Kevin @pterodacfrizzle]

https://t.co/aNciZKPAq5

[Kevin @pterodacfrizzle]

We need to address the tick problem. This should be our top priority as a nation. It has gotten out of hand.

[Kevin @pterodacfrizzle]

@tomandmartys You’re a hero Tom & Marty

[Kevin @pterodacfrizzle]

@RSAdiamondtales I bookmarked this. Good call

[Jack Profound @godisangryatme]

Eat corn chips at night, wife says alright

Eat corn chips in morning, wife gives me warning

[Kevin @pterodacfrizzle]

It would be a little unethical but they should put a dog up on stage next to Joey Chestnut and just let it go to town and take down as many dogs as it can

[The 7 Line @The7Line]

Ok, what's up? @MrMet is JACKED now.

[Numbz (Numbz Music) @Numbz16]

Nah this sick 🤣

[Kevin @pterodacfrizzle]

@barstoolsports This isn’t what we paid for @ScottHanson

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Not done yet.

@Mets | #LGM

[Kevin @pterodacfrizzle]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the guy who needs help figuring out how to work the printer at your job

[big duntles @biglunty]

standing behind the plumber like this the whole time he’s fixing the toilet

[Kevin @pterodacfrizzle]

Ludacris has looked the same age my entire life

[Kevin @pterodacfrizzle]

Ive seen enough to know how this ends. Chiefs are the only team that can string together 3-4 consecutive good games. Mix that with the NFLs wet dream of TS on Kelce’s hip while he says we need to fight for our right to party and theres no reality where chiefs dont go back to back

[𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 @EmmaTolkin]

I’m sorry but this is fucking incredible

[Kevin @pterodacfrizzle]

LeBron should trade himself to the Cavs for one last ride

[LeBron James @KingJames]

⌛️

[Pan-African Tiger Woods @wordisbond]

Dewey ate this shit up

[Kevin @pterodacfrizzle]

Shohei def didn’t know about the allegations or he’d be a Met

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

During their pitch to Shohei Ohtani, the Dodgers had an ace in the hole.

"One of the highlights of the whole meeting," Ohtani said.

It was a 6-year-old video of Kobe Bryant encouraging him to join the Dodgers.

At ESPN+, inside the Ohtani sweepstakes: https://t.co/zEMLrq35cp

[Kevin @pterodacfrizzle]

@TheTrackGuru I got two more weeks for my predictions to come to light.

[Kevin @pterodacfrizzle]

Ive seen enough to know how this ends. Chiefs are the only team that can string together 3-4 consecutive good games. Mix that with the NFLs wet dream of TS on Kelce’s hip while he says we need to fight for our right to party and theres no reality where chiefs dont go back to back

[Kevin @pterodacfrizzle]

@TheTrackGuru Jalen Hurts gets hurt week 13. Out for the season. Eagles get bounced in the wild card round